DC and Marvel oneshots

Spider man(Peter Parker)x Reader [Rip-off]

Another swaggy (Someone stop me) request from @Thequizgirl (Still wont fucking tag people ugh). Hope you enjoy!

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Spidey POV

The bright lights of the city twinkled below me. I attached another web to a nearby sky scraper and swung way up then dropped. I fell fast and the wind rushed around me, causing my heart to drop. Right before I hit the ground I released another web and flew up just as fast. Getting tired I landed on top of a building and dumped my backpack. Nothing interesting in it just cloths, wallet, phone and laptop. I sat on the edge and hung my legs over. I pulled my mask up slightly and lost myself in the beautiful view. All the way here the city seemed so small, allowed me to think.

Wonder if Tony will ever stop flirting with aunt May? Probably not

Sirens in the distance cut my thoughts short. With a defeated sigh, I pulled my mask back down and took off once more.

Never get a break around here...

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3rd person POV

The older man stumbled up the fire escape. The once full bottle of whisky in his hand. He managed to get to the roof and swayed towards the edge. He was looking for somewhere he could sleep and store the stuff he stole. He was homeless but that didn't excuse the fact he was a pick pocket. Leaning on the small ledge he felt his foot hit something. Looking down the drunk realised it was backpack.

"Jackpot" he slurred out and began to ransack it.

Tossing the cloths to the side he began to grab a wallet with an envelope in it. Frowning he began to tear it open but was stopped.

"What the fuck are you doing?" snapped a sharp voice before an arrow stuck itself in the wall by his head.

Whipping his head around the man saw a young girl dressed in a dark purple leather vest and black trousers, a black utility belt around her waist, bow in hand and quiver on back. She dropped from her position on top of a water tower. As she approached the man backed off, wallet still in hand.

"I've been watching you and I think it's time to hand you over to the cops, just tell he where the other wallets are" She reloaded and pointed the new arrow at him.

There was a tense silence and the girl could tell he was checking his options. Slowly he began to hand her the wallet.

"O-ok just put the damn thing down" he was still swaying still but his voice was clearly.

Scared stiff

She smirked

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Spidey POV

It was nothing more than a small fire so I wasn't really needed. Since it was getting late I figured I should call it a night. Heading back to where my bag was I spotted some girl pointing an arrow at a poor homeless man. I swung between them and kicked the girl back.

"You shouldn't threaten random people" I said standing up and did she.

"You don't get it he- "she started to say but the homeless man cut her off

"She attacked me, I didn't do anything I think she's crazy!" he began yelling and backing off quickly.

The girl swore under her breath and lunged at the man. I jumped in her way and pulled her down. The girl landed a foot in my face and scrambled up. As she was trying to place an arrow in the bow I punched her side and kicked the bow away from her. We were in a standoff.

"Listen you Spider-bitch I'm getting that dude weather you like it or not" she growled at me.

Spider-bitch what the hell?

"Well you Hawkeye rip-off, I'm afraid I have to disagree with you there."

There was a silence before I felt the need to add something.

"But seriously did you actually just steal one of Hawkeyes suits like what the hell, that's copyright"

The homeless man ran off and once again the girl swore. As she tried to follow him I grabbed her arm and pulled her back. I held both her arms behind her back and twisted slightly so she couldn't move, still she struggled.

"Hay stop going after him, you aren't going to win" she relaxed and I contemplated letting her go but suddenly an elbow hit my stomach and a fist hit my face.

I went to the floor faster than a sack of potatoes and the girl ran off again, grabbing her bow along the way. I laid there a moment waiting for the sky to stop spinning then pulled myself up.

Damn hope that man got away...

I resumed my swinging and got home without any issues. I pulled my bag off my back and got changed, then I rummaged for my wallet. It wasn't there. I must have left it on the building...the same one we were just on...the same wallet the man was holding.

SHIT! That's why the girl was fighting him she was trying to get my wallet holy fuck what have I done!

I was panicking, I could my wallet but there was and envelope in there and I had the money we needed for rent in it.

Aunt Mays going to kill me!

Pacing back and forty I considered heading back out and going after the man but he would be long gone, I started getting prepared to tell May that I lost the money when a thud hit my window. I whipped around, surprised my Spidey-sense didn't see it coming. I pulled it open and looked out. On the top part of the window was a purple arrow, stuck by suction pad, and an envelope attached with string. I pulled it off and looked at it.

It's the money! Wait there's a note.

Yo, think this is yours?

It was signed with a purple arrow. I smiled a looked out into the night yelling

"Thank you, Hawkeye Rip-off!" I Heard a small laugh and slipped back inside. .....................................................

Boom baby! Also we broke 400 reads whoooooooooooooooooop! I won't do a full authors note for this cause I understand how annoying it is, ima just mention it here.