DEMIGOD RAP BATTLES

PIPER Vs. ANNABETH

Piper:

Hey there Annabeth, we have a rap battle to attend.

But this will be an easy fight 'cause you're crying for your boyfriend!

I know I should be nicer, because you showed me around camp,

But you're looking at my boyfriend like he's the cause of your cramp!

I heard that you once loved a guy, they say his name was Luke,

The fact that you're dating his enemy just makes me want to puke.

I know my mom will love all the twists and turns you took,

But stop staring at my boyfriend badly and just go read a book!

Annabeth:

Don't bring Percy into this, or Luke for all that matter,

The more you talk about them, the more you make my heart shatter.

You never knew your boyfriend, and Jason doesn't know you.

And he is not the kind of guy that you always knew!

I'm six times as smart as you, and more if I'm correct.

Then again, I'm never wrong, so show some more respect!

I've been at camp for many years, I've progressed in skill.

Mention Percy one more time and you'll be my next kill!

Piper:

Oh! That's mean, now I have to make you bite the dust.

I bet you're jealous of me and Jason, the guy you don't trust.

I overthrew Drew, the girl you couldn't handle,

Be glad I did it before she caught you and Percy in a scandal!

I could charm speak, you know, make you do what I want.

But no matter what I make you do, it will always be a taunt!

Well I think that settles it, now go read some Macbeth!

I just drilled you with this rap, see ya later Annabeth!

Annabeth:

I've been fighting all these monsters since I was a little girl.

But all these silly raps you make just make me want to hurl.

My mind here is infinite, my knife skill outranks yours,

You're a spawn of Aphrodite, so just go shop in some stores!

I'll continuously look for Percy, you'll stop after a couple days.

I navigated the Labyrinth and solved it's endless maze!

So just give up this rap and go try on pretty dresses,

And don't ever mess with Percy, that's my final message!

Who won? You decide!