JASON Vs. PERCY

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Jason:

Great, so now we have to rap battle.

Well then get ready, Ocean Boy, 'cause I'm gonna make your brain rattle!

You can swim in the water? I can fly in the air!

I'll fly so high and then call down," How's the weather down there?!"

Percy, you can't beat me, 'cause I spit rhymes like Epic Lloyd.

Try to make a comeback and you'll only get destroyed.

No matter what you do, I'll beat you rhyme for rhyme,

This water punk I beat is way past his prime!

Percy:

LOOK! UP IN THE SKY! Is it a bird? Nope, it's a kid.

But while he's busy bluffing, I'm just talking to a squid.

I don't need wind-based powers to know that your rhymes sucked.

Heck, you fell down by a brick that some random guy chucked!

I supported your territory, just so you could fly.

That's right Grace, I held up the sky!

Now listen up disGRACE, I'll destroy you once and for all.

You'll probably need your girlfriend's help, but she's busy at the mall!

Jason:

Don't try to win dude, you'll only make things worse.

Plus you know I'm beating you verse for verse.

I've got ideal vision, and perfect precision,

And you're too dumb to even make a decision!

The Roman Way is how to prevail,

So a Greek facing me?- will always fail!

I'm scaling tall building with a single leap,

Hey, you're looking tired, let me put you to sleep!

Percy:

Want to know why I'm tired? You're rapping too slow!

I can control the water flow, all you do is make the wind blow!

Your strategies are weak, your combat is cheap,

And while you fly high, I'll just dive deep!

You know the old saying," as fast as lightning"?

Well it just became slower, 'cause you rap so slow, it's frightening!

This has been too easy Jason, Thalia could do better,

Instead of rapping live, you should just write a letter.

Who won? You decide!

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