Note: girls are underlined and both at the same time is in bold, italics, and is underlined.
Percy:Let me be the first to swallow some love
We all know Horse and Owl beat the Eagle and Dove!
I mean this ship of yours barely got on the track
Did I mention our love went through Tartarus and back?
Annabeth:Calm down, Seaweed Brain, there's no reason to quarrel.
We all know that these two dreamers didn't learn love's moral.
I mean we did it all! Since we were 12 years old
These two better just end it 'cause love ain't pure and gold!
Piper:Hold up for a second, did you really do it all?
'Cause I know for a fact Percy didn't puncture your wall.
And what are your chances, to get laid anyway?
We all know you wanted Luke like it was "50 Shades of Grey"!
Jason: And you there, Sharkboy, your Lavagirl ain't hot, bro!
There's something fishy going on and it doesn't look good, no!
I mean it's Shakespeare, all over again, when will it ever end?
I know the Greeks made tragedy, but can't your just pretend?
Annabeth:There's more to life than just a couple in a bed you perve!
I'd challenge you in a fight but you would just loose the nerve!
Percy:So stay back, take notes, look at us: so perfect!
I mean the shattered hearts before us stood up and got wrecked!
While you were dreaming of a rooftop, we were under a lake.
Annabeth:Kissing till our lips were sore, didn't take a break!
Percy: So stay away
Annabeth:back off
Percy:You better just not play!
Annabeth:Make sure you keep your distance
Together: 'cause you're as different as night and day!
Jason:But look at you two: it's the smart and the dumb!
You think WE lose our nerve? Can't you see what you've become?
Piper:Of course they can't, because Percy's blind!
As soon as they lose focus, take them from behind!
Jason: Sounds like a great deal to me.
The couple's too wound up, better set them free!
Piper:We fought the Snow, the Earth, and the Intense Heat.
We would put more effort in, but you're totally beat!
Jason:So can't you see, young couple, what makes up love?
Piper: It's not honor, sex, or passion, it's...
Together:All of the above!
WHO WON? YOU DECIDE!
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DEMIGOD RAP BATTLES
RastgeleExactly what the title says, a rap battle between demigods. I don't own any of this. Rick owns the characters and I found the raps on the internet There also may be some cursing
