FRANK Vs. LEO

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Frank:

I'm as strong as an ox, I can kill you with one hit.

Turn into a gopher, make a hole, so you can fall in it!

I destroyed the giant Alcyoneus, without breaking a sweat.

You almost blew up Camp Jupiter, made us look like a threat!

You're as smart as a chicken, I'm the smartest of the bunch.

Except for maybe Annabeth, but that's not happening much!

The way you fired on New Rome makes you look like a traitor.

The Romans will target you and turn you into a smoked tater!

Leo (really fast since he's hyper):

Yo, Frank, it's time to die.

Time to take revenge and make your momma cry!

Shut up, man, I'm Lilo, you're Stitch!

You're a moron, you're as dumb as a witch!

I'm the best for this quest, I'm the one who built the boat!

I'll set ablaze and then we'll see who's the one to gloat!

Your life is on the line, my friend, it relies on a stick.

I'll burn it down, burn you up, and your life will end real quick!

Frank:

Stop smoking Leo, you could die, you think you're hot?

When I hear you it sounds like you're choking on a big knot.

I could turn into a whale, and I'll swallow your ship whole.

My face may look like a baby's, but yours looks like a troll!

Stop staring at my girlfriend Leo, or I'll squash you like a bug.

So you built an awesome ship, but don't act all smug!

This rap is like a crowbar, you go lower as I go higher.

Call me the fire extinguisher, 'cause I just put out this fire!

Leo:

Woah man, you're looking ill.

You need to take a chill pill.

Poseidon's blood is in you, but you can still get burned.

I could burn that little stick of yours and we'll see what you learned.

I flew a dragon, flew a helicopter.

Yet I still never slew a monster.

Your time has burned away Frank, there's a new hero in this game.

And a harder one this time, Leo is the name!

Who won? You decide!

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