Gods:
ZEUS- So you puny...
Demigods:
PERCY- Let me just interrupt...
Don't you know what we go through every day?!
Go up against demons, and in your name!
ANNABETH- I solved an endless maze, and I found a stupid statue
Do I even get a thanks? NOPE! Screw its value!
NICO- A frickin casino is where you put me!
All because I'm not the one in the Prophecy!
THALIA- And the Titans, too! What fruit have they brought?
They were locked in the pit of Tartarus to rot!
Gods:
ZEUS- How dare you mortals interrupt me?!
I'm the Lord of the Universe, you defy your king?!
ATHENA- We can blast these near mortals to smithereens
So can we focus on battling the Titans, PLEASE?!
POSEIDON- Though the ocean may have gotten high-tide,
I recall the Water War being a huge landslide!
HADES- I really hate my job, but it's better than none
Cause the demigods are weak, and the Titans are done!
Titans:
KRONOS- I'm not finished yet! What are you thinking?
Your brain is ill from all that drinking!
HYPERION- Your lights are dull, I'm brighter than you!
Look at me wrong, I'll burn you through!
OCEANUS- A huge landslide? I call BS!
Your palace will crumble like the rest.
RHEA- We're the oldest here, and that's a fact.
That's why you should fear our attack!
Demigods:
JASON- The oldest, huh? Nobody cares!
Your throne only lasted for a few short years.
LEO- And Olympians, what's with you guys?
You claim to be so fair and wise?
PIPER- You abandon us! Leave us your chores!
Like slashing through the monster hordes.
FRANK- I'm done already! What a pointless fight!
ALL- We can't even tell what's wrong or right!
Gods:
HERMES- Hey, you can't quit! We're not done with you yet!
We need you to face this evil threat!
ARTEMIS- I can see why they would, but I don't approve
Where can they go, where will they move?
APOLLO- Who cares at this point? We can still take them on!
I'll just keep shooting flaming arrows till their gone!
HERA- Can I kill the disrespectful daughter of Athena?
ATHENA- Sorry, Hera, but you're not gonna!
Titans:
THEIS- These people are driving me up the wall!
Why haven't we killed them, are they not small?
THEMIS- I'm starting to see why we're all hated
This family gathering is so debated.
COEUS- Let's kick it up a notch, strike hard and fast!
The half-bloods are weak and the Gods won't last!
KRONOS- I may be gone, but I'll finish the job...
ALL- The Titans will rule...
IAPETUS- Hello, I'm Bob!
Everyone in rap battle:
Um...
Who won? You decide!
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DEMIGOD RAP BATTLES
AléatoireExactly what the title says, a rap battle between demigods. I don't own any of this. Rick owns the characters and I found the raps on the internet There also may be some cursing
