OCTAVION Vs. CLARISSE

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Ocatavion:

How dare you challenge the Roman legacy?!

Camp Half-Blood will fall because it's destiny!

I have foreseen it, inside a stuffed lion

How can you raise your spear if you're the one dying?!

Don't make this another Thermopylae,

Just fall prey to the catapults, you're only gonna die!

Spartans and Athenians are all the same

Why? Because they all fell to the Roman name!

Clarisse:

Keep it together, wimp, don't lose your cool!

It's hard to understand you with all of that drool.

I'll break this scrawny figure if it means saving Greece!

It wouldn't be too hard, cut you down like a pie piece.

These little toys you have will never succeed.

The Greeks will make all the Roman blood bleed!

I eat you up for breakfast with my eggs and bacon,

You kill stuffed animals? Bitch, I KILLED A DRAKON!

Octavian:

But at the cost of what? Only hundreds of lives!

I plan on crushing you Greeks without bows, swords, or knives!

I will be remembered as the best hero of all time!

And what will you accomplish? You can't even rhyme!

The Oracle is stupid, a phalanx is a fail!

You Greeks keep your stories while the Romans prevail!

One small step can lead to destruction

Learn from your Oracle: get out of the action!

Clarisse:

You should talk for an underpaid weakling

Who wouldn't know if his shower was leaking!

I came to the Greeks aid, what have you done?

You can't even cuss about Percy Jackson!

I'm a better warrior, and I don't need to prove it.

Just hide behind your catapults and act like a shit.

The Romans seem so scrawny and weak so far!

Now we see how much of a leader you really are!

WHO WON? YOU DECIDE!

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