Apollo:
You and me, sis, this is where you collapse
Because I'm the God of Music, that makes me King of Raps!
I'm shining like a beacon, and I'm hotter than the sun
So take a big step back, this is what I do for fun!
Shooting arrows like a god should, fiery and bright
They burn at 10,000 degrees Fahrenheit.
I'm the rightful god of Delos, you're a huntress in the woods
The world is in my hand, I can burn it if I should.
Artemis:
Congrats, bro, I didn't know you can do math
Now go and hide your puny pride or suffer my wrath.
Your body may be bright, but your brain clearly isn't!
I'm a huntress in the woods, and that's what I call pleasant.
While I'm out hunting deer, I heard you went hunting women
They all ran away in fright, cause they didn't want to have children!
I don't care if I'm the fairest, or as splendid as the moon,
But it's better than working the sun with this big buffoon!
Apollo:
That's right, sis! I'm the real chick magnet!
And the only boy you ever loved was that Orion faggot!
Yeah, I sent that scorpion. What? You'd think I'd let it slide?
Having my virgin sister get taken for a ride?
You're a one-trick-pony! Just some goddess of the moon
As the God of Songs and Prophecy, shall I play you a tune?
At the end of this rap, the winner it shall be:
The one and only God of Everything: ME!
Artemis:
God of Everything, huh? Let me recap your listings:
Sunburns, fortunes, and random plucking of strings!
I should've known, back in Delos, to have trapped you in the womb
I may have helped give birth to you, but you've still sealed your doom!
The giant monster Python? That didn't look too hard
I hunt monsters twice that ugly, and three times that large!
So maybe, Apollo, you can cool down your burners
Oh-and pardon my French-but get off my hunters!
WHO WON? YOU DECIDE!
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DEMIGOD RAP BATTLES
AléatoireExactly what the title says, a rap battle between demigods. I don't own any of this. Rick owns the characters and I found the raps on the internet There also may be some cursing
