Hades:
Great, another thing I'm forced to do.
But I'm tired of being pushed around, so I just came to tell you:
I didn't want to rule the underworld, but my own brothers made me.
You break the oath you made me keep and say you got off easy.
Zeus, you get all the children you like.
But whenever I have a child, you kill it with a lightning strike!
And please Poseidon, just be glad I spared your son.
I could've unlocked monsters from Tartarus and see if he will run.
Zeus:
HADES! Who told you you could go first!?
I would punish you, but your rhymes are the worst.
Poseidon, you arrogant Lord of the sea,
Tell your son Percy to stop doing favors for me!
And Hades, how dare you have children!
You know the oath, stop mating, or they'll fight against their brethren!
I'm the Lord of the Sky, I defeated our father.
Compared to me, you're minors, so don't even bother!
Poseidon:
*Sigh* Now I have to listen to my brothers fight.
If only Hera were hear, she would set things right.
Hades, stop whining, and Zeus, quit blasting our kids.
While all our children do your dirty work, you just keep making forbids!
Hades:
Yeah!
Poseidon:
You close Olympus, and you think that we'll let it slide?
Tell me Zeus, how badly hurt is your pride?
Hades, be quiet, just be glad you have a river.
And Zeus, zap Percy, and I'll send you downriver!
Hades:
I agree with Poseidon, despite him being too cocky.
With you closing Olympus, you shocked me.
And you're not good at keeping oaths, you're as bad as Theseus.
I'm tired of your ruling, the dead will rise above this!
Zeus:
So wait, now you're teaming with Poseidon!?
That jerk trapped me in a cage, and it didn't widen!
You want me to rule better? Fine! I'll think about it!
I'll just consult Athena, and she'll agree with me with wit!
Poseidon:
Did you forget, Zeus, that we were also in the war?
If it wasn't for us, it would be Titans galore!
While you were fighting Typhon, he was making you drown,
I came out of the river, and took the monster down!
WHO WON? YOU DECIDE!
(Let's be real, it was Poseidon)
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DEMIGOD RAP BATTLES
SonstigesExactly what the title says, a rap battle between demigods. I don't own any of this. Rick owns the characters and I found the raps on the internet There also may be some cursing
