Girls (ladies first):
REYNA- Defeating these upstarts will be a breeze
After they've found themselves dropping to their knees!
PIPER- Cause we're faster and stronger, and definitely smarter!
Don't you see the truth, boys? Drop your sword and your armor!
HAZEL- You scared yet? Knowing that this battle is a lost?
By now, you should know, that we're not going soft!
ANNABETH- But I think that's enough, we should really get some help
Call a good psychiatrist, this guy's brain is full of kelp!
Boys:
PERCY- Woah woah woah! Calm down! Wise Girl, you think you're funny?
You girls are about as scary as the frickin' Easter Bunny!
NICO- Let me be the first to ask: Where are all the heroines?
Now be prepared to get schooled, as I pass the mic to the twins!
TRAVIS + CONNER- We're boys, don't ya know? And you know what that means?
We're living life to the fullest, and we're still in our teens!
JASON- Girls should drop their mics now, boys have already one!
LEO (chugs whole liter of soda)- BUUUUUUUURRPP!
FRANK- Oh, that was a good one!
Girls:
SILENA- Ugh! That's gross! Where the hell are your manners!
RACHAEL- With their brains, they're back at home, not that it really matters.
THALIA- This is why I joined the Hunt! I couldn't stand them no more!
I'm gonna squash these termites right into the floor!
CALYPSO- All you need to control boys is a single cup of wine
We should give some to them now, then we'll keep them in line!
CLARISSE- Break their backs, crush their spines, crack those precious "pearls"!
ANNABETH- Then we'll claim this battle...
TOGETHER- IN THE NAME OF THE GIRLS!
Boys:
OCTAVION- Screw these so-called "women". They are obviously inferior!
JASON- But didn't you have a crush on someone?
OCTAVION- Doesn't matter, boys are superior!
BECKENDORF- We'll be working in the forge!
PERCY- While you girls work on your make-up!
NICO- You might want to buy some more...
TRAVIS + CONNER- Because we blew it all up!
FRANK- After this rap battle's done, let's find something that makes noise!
LEO (with more soda)- BBBUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRPPPP!
FRANK- Perfect...
TOGETHER- VICTORY TO THE BOYS!
As the boys cheer and clap each other on the back, the girls notice the moonlight descend down to Earth. The moonlight took on the shape of a Goddess. Upon seeing her, the boys gulp and the girls cheer in triumph.
Artemis:
How dare you cheer when you think that you have won?!
Because, listen up boys, this rap battle isn't done!
I'm taking a stand on the winning side,
When I turn you into deer, we will have your hide!
Girls are faster, stronger, harder, wiser,
Nicer, better, and so much brighter!
Now before you all run, in your new life as a deer,
Listen up now, boys, girls are now your biggest fear!
With the wave of her hand, the boys turn into deer and they run for their lives. Artemis disappears. The girls stare after the boys, eyes wide.
HAZEL- What in Hades just happened?
PIPER- Annabeth, what do we do?
ANNABETH- We should probably find them...
THALIA- And then hunt them as food!
The girls looks at Thalia in horror as she unstrung her bow eagerly. She offered hunting equipment to them, but they refused and shook their head.
"Thalia..." Annabeth warned.
Disappointed, Thalia gave her friend a pouty look. "Alright..."
WHO WON? YOU DECIDE!
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DEMIGOD RAP BATTLES
CasualeExactly what the title says, a rap battle between demigods. I don't own any of this. Rick owns the characters and I found the raps on the internet There also may be some cursing
