ANNABETH Vs. GAEA

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Annabeth:

Alright, let's get this done real quick,

But before I begin, listen up here Rick!

When we asked for another series to insert,

Did we have to face off with this old mound of dirt?!

I mean, come on! Gaea's a try-hard!

But thank goodness, at least she died hard!

The eternal, immortal, earth-to-tire,

Just met her match with a small blast of fire!

Gaea:

Don't mention Leo, as you can see,

This rap battle is between you and me!

You'll never make a map of the uncharted

So allow me to finish what my husband started:

Dream on, Chase, you're looking pretty useless!

That Athena statue didn't help with your progress.

Now bow down to me, for I am the best!

It's as simple as beating you demigods at chess!

Annabeth:

Ok, first off – I'm good at chess!

Secondly, you were never the best.

Betrayed by your children, left alone by your father,

Your husband deserted you, he wished he traveled farther!

Yet you still have a heart, and I'll give you that.

But it's just as cold as Hera's, such a spoiled brat!

I'm a leader of seven, and I'm preparing slaughter,

So don't talk trash to Wisdom's daughter!

Gaea:

Such a boring speech, for your caliber

I can't I expected more from this challenger.

I'm the earth under your feet, without me you couldn't stand

On your own two feet, you will sink in the sand!

The giants, my children, have razed this land,

And all those who live upon it will be at my command!

You struggled with my children, almost died in the debris,

Now just think, Chase, before you oppose ME!

WHO WON? YOU DECIDE!

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