REYNA Vs. PIPER

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Piper:

Wait, hold on, Drew is causing problems again.

But the biggest problem I see is the one who dated Jason.

They say that you two were the Roman Percabeth?

Well I see a major difference: Percy didn't catch his breath.

How long have you been searching? Using Octavion's ways?

Well I guess Annabeth has you beat, 'cause she's been searching for days.

My mom will probably adore this "cute love triangle",

But the show is over, 'cause Reyna just got strangled.

Reyna:

You think you have me beat, just because you mentioned Jason?

Well your relationship was formed on a stupid dream you're chasin'.

You're not like other Venus kids, you hate that makeup crap,

But you still inherited one bad skill, you don't know how to rap.

Annabeth may be searching, but I have a camp to run.

While you're sucking up to Jason, we fight with Percy Jackson.

You Greeks can't fight, with the Venus kids and perfume.

When we destroy your camp, you will know the word DOOM!

Piper:

You Romans are so stupid, you get riddles from stuffed animals!

I wonder what they say? Probably, "You will see lots of funerals."

You don't even need Jason, 'cause you flirted with Percy.

You're lucky Annabeth didn't find out, or you'll be begging for mercy!

The way you insult us Greeks, just makes me want to laugh.

You needed a GREEK'S help to save your stupid staff.

Anyway, it's over. Reyna, thanks for playing.

And take better care of your camp, I'm just saying.

Reyna:

You don't seem to realize your grave situation.

The Roman Empire was the best in the nation.

The Greeks were dominated, the Egyptians now know destroy.

The biggest battle the Greeks ever fought was against that walled-city Troy.

We took everything from you, like that statue to Athena.

We'll make you slaves and through you down into an arena.

I care about my camp, you just care about your boyfriend.

When the Romans invade, the Greeks will come to an end.

Who won? You decide!

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