Adopted by the Avengers x oc

What happened

(Myya's POV)

I woke up with a head ache I took a shower and got dressed. My head really hurts did I get knocked out last night or something. When I walked to the kitchen the Avengers were there eating.

Thor-HELLO LADY MYYA!!

Thor screamed and I fell on my knees holding my head.

Tony-Looks like your having a hangover shorty.

Myya-What happened last night? Did I get knocked out in a fight?

Bruce-No you were drunk.

Loki-And it was entertaining.

Myya-Damn they spiked the drinks.

Steve-Were not punishing you because you didn't know.

Myya-Yea if I knew I would have drunk it. So what did I say?

Pietro-I recorded it.

Pietro then showed me a video of me saying that Bucky was cute and me passing out.

Bucky-Your way better drunk.

Myya-Shut up.

I got some aspirin and took it. Peter walked in the tower.

Peter-Hey.

Myya-Sup.

Peter-I saw (y/n) she said that if you get drunk again she will eat your happiness, what ever that means.

Myya-She.Will.Starve. But its a joke because were hunters.

Peter-I saw that interview.

Myya-That boy is fucking smooth. I don't even like Kodak bars.

Wanda-You vill be turning 15 in a month.

Myya-What's so great about birthdays anyway?

Steve-Its fun. Do you know who Santa Claus is?

Myya-What's that, whose he?

Clint-You poor kid.

Clint then hugged and I tensed up.

Myya-Why? Just why?

Tony-You have celebrated Christmas with someone right what about your brothers or the Winchester's?

Myya-No i always left that time of year.

Sam-What holiday did you celebrate?

Myya-Halloween. I get to scare kids and eat candy.

Tony-Speaking of kids you have to do a reading to kids today.

Myya-I am not a kid friendly person.

Peter-Its true her friend Senasia was 12 when she came to our school and she sneaked a knife into school the Myya gave her.

Myya-And I taught her that at 7.

Tony-It can't be canceled so Peter you go so Myya won't scar any kids.

Time skip to the kid thing. Me and Peter were sitting in chairs facing the kids. And I also invited Wade.

Peter-Ok kids do you have any questions?

Kid1-Who is the man in the red suit?

Myya-No one. Know who wants a story.

Kids-We do!

Myya-Ok what story?

Kid2-Cinderella.

Kid4-Sleeping beauty.

Kid5-Peter pan.

Myya-Lets do sleeping beauty.

Kids-Yes!

Myya-Once upon a time there was a girl who got a torn thing stuck in her finger. And she had to sleep for 100 years but a king found her and raped her and she gave birth to 2 kids while still sleep and one of the kids sucked the torn out of her finger making her wake up with 2 kids. The end.

Peter looked at me in shock while Wade just nodded his head.

Myya-Any questions?

Kid2-What's rape.

Myya-Rape is forced sex.

Kid4-What's sex?

Wade-Sex is when-

Peter the tackled Wade to the ground made us leave I said one more thing before I left.

Myya-Santa Claus isn't real!

which caused all the kids to cry. Peter made Wade and I sit down around the avengers.

Tony-What the hell was that!?

Myya-A story.

Steve-That isn't the story.

Myya-I told the real version. Not the Disney version.

Bucky-Who even told you that story.

I looked at Wade.

Wade-Well Myya told me the real version of Peter pan.

Myya-He killed the kids when they got to old.

Sam-Who told you that!

Myya-When I was a assassin they told us the real version of stories but Wade told me the Sleeping beauty one.

Pietro-Vere you really going to tell those kids what sex was Vade.

We all looked at Pietro like duh.

Pietro-You know vhat that was stuiped of course you vere.

Tony-Its all over the news.

I then started laughing with Wade.

Nat-Wasn't Scott's daughter there?

That's when Scott came running in.

Nat-Speak of the devil.

Scott-My daughter just ask me what sex was.

Clint-What did you say?

Scott-I told her the stork story.

Myya-Wait what!? I though sex was when a man pushes his-

My mouth was webbed by Peter.

Scott-What just happened.

Steve-She needs God.

I tore the web off.

Myya-He prefers Chuck.

Tony-What the hell is she talking about.

Myya-You guys never meet God?

Thor-Im here.

Myya-Not you God-God. Like the fucking creator of this world.

Steve-You have?

Myya-Yes I meet the devil to.

Scott-The ruler of hell?

Myya-No that's Crowely. Lucifer is miss understood and has daddy issues.

Nat-Your going to give Steve a heart attack.

Myya-Im not lying.

Clint-What is happening right know.

Sam-So you meet everyone.

Myya-Yes and don't tell Wonder Women that Zeus is dead.

Tony-You know what its not Myya's
Fault about what she said i mean look she hangs around Wade that's bad and monster/God fighting hunters. The turtles are pretty normal in this case. She was also on the streets and trained to kill.

Myya-You just summoned up my whole life. But in shorter words. Im a fucking warrior/solider.

Steve-Im going to sleep this day off.

Myya-Im going to fight crime. Bye bitches but the girls and Peter