Adopted by the Avengers x oc

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(Myya's POV)

Darkness-Did you get him.

Elementress-Dead end.

Spiderman-He got away?

I hoped on my motorcycle.

Elementress-No. He was dead...at the end....because I killed him.

Darkness-That makes sense.

I pulled up to the towers garage. And so did Keke. We took are mask off as Peter swung in and did the same.

Keke-Where's the body?

Myya-I burned it.

Keke-What?

Myya-Habit.

Peter-Ok so we want be hearing from that criminal.

We walked into the kitchen.

Tony-Where have you kids been.

Myya/Keke-Skate park.

Peter-We were out fighting crime.

Keke-I ever said that I kinda don't like this boy.

Peter-Im older then you.

Myya-I have those days to Keke.

Peter-Im right here.

Clint-So what did you guys do?

Keke-What is this an interrogation?

Myya-Right.

Tony-Who you guys murder?

Keke-Myya did it.

Myya-The fuck. Fuck you man.

Steve-Who did you kill?

Myya-Our math teacher.

Peter-Wait what?

Keke-Yea.

Peter-You said a criminal!

Myya-I did but on my way back I stopped for tacos. And saw her. So I remember that she gave me 95 and killed her.

Bruce-You can't go around killing random people.

Myya-Says what law?

Everyone looked at me.

Wanda-Every.

Myya-Bull shit.

I walked to my room and Wade was in there.

Myya-Damn. Wade looking good.

Wade-Thanks you want to mess with X-men?

Myya-Aren't they still trying to get us?

Wade-That makes it a better reason to mess with them.

We left and while going we saw a criminal holding I hate Captain America sign. Me and Wade well just me changed into my costume. Since Wade barely has his off.

Deadpool-Hey! How can you not like Captain America I love Captain America and Im Canadian!

Elementress-How bout you get your sorry ass out my city.

Criminal-How about you use words like there meant to be said.

Deadpool-Hey you insulted my friends culture.

Wade smacked the dude. He held a gun at wade then shot him but he healed.

Criminal-Do you heal to.

Elementress-Maybe.

Criminal-Ill take me chance.

The bullet came flying at me but I used my magic to turn it around at it hit him in the head going threw. Blood used from his head. Me and Wade ran and we went roof top.

Wade-Cool.

Later we egged the X-men and on our way to the park. We got zapped into into a field of flows and bunnies deer's and butterfly's.

Wade-What happened to my guns!

Myya-What the freak.

I touched my mouth.

Myya-Why can't I curse.

A man with whit hair and glasses walked up to us.

??-What brings you here?

Wade-Stan Lee.

Myya-Who?

Wade-He in all our movies.

I let out a o.

Myya-So why are we hear?

Stan Lee-You are in a Disney like place.

Myya-Well dang.

Stan Lee-Bye.

The man disappeared.

Myya-So we to see the wizards of waverly place?

Wade-I think its more like a princess type thing.

Myya-First of all when did you start thinking?

Wade-This place does strange things.

We heard singing and saw Snow White.

SW-What brings you here kind friends.

Myya-Listen. Pale face. Tell us how to get out these woods.

SW-That wasn't very nice.

Myya-Listen. Do you want to die by the gun or i'll gut you by sword.

Wade-My friend here is very sick. As you can see we need to get to the village to find a cure.

SW-Yes just up a head take a left the go some more then a right.

Myya-Bye.

We walked off and did exactly as she said i noticed something weird a man eating a lot of candy.

Myya-O hell naw.

Wade-What.

Myya-Its Gabriel.

Wade-Who?

Myya-An archangel. And or trickster he make a illusion out of thin air.

Wade-What fudge muffin that's awesome.

We walked up to him.

Myya-Listen here it ain't no Tuesday so let us out.

Gabe-No hi Gabe. No i miss you after you died helping Sam and Dean.

Myya-You made Sam watch Dean die over a hundred times.

Gabe-You can't let that go.

Myya-No. But I do miss your stuiped ass.

We hugged.

Gabe-My brother still bag of dicks?

Myya-Lucifer? Yes.

Gabe-O.

Myya-Know can you let is out.

Gabe-Sure.

We were back at the tower. And Gabe want with us.

Wade-Never fucking again.

Myya-Same.

We walked in.

Peter-Weren't you in your room?

Myya-Nope. We did somethings.

Steve-We don't want to know.

Wade-No you don't Captain great ass.