Adopted by the Avengers x oc

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(Keke's POV)

Keke-Im hungry.

Myya-Get up and fix you some food.

Keke-No my stomach hurt.

Myya-So does mine.

Keke-The Avengers are on a mission. Whose going to fix us food?

Myya-You know we have boyfriends.

Keke-Damian is in Gotham so......

Myya-Well Batman has been working on a teleporter.

Keke-Ok.

Myya-And I'll call Peter.

Myya and I both got are phones and texted our idiots. After a second we started a talking again.

Keke-What did you text?

Myya-That I was bleeding out internally.

Keke-Hmmm. I said I was dying.

We both started laughing.

Myya-You know how made they're going to be?

Just with that Peter came threw the window and tripped and fell on his face. Of coursed I laughed my tried key word tried not too. Then a boom came and Damian was standing in Myya's room. Peter got up and Damian looked at us.

Damian-Who the fuck-

Myya-Language.

Damian-Whom the fuck do you two thing you are-

Myya-*Whisper* Keke I think he's mad.

Peter-Yea. I am to.

Myya-Fuck forgot he can here me.

Damian-I was working with father and you two are not dying.

Keke-Two me honest Dames I can bring back the dead. You should have known I could bring back myself.

Damian-Be quiet.

Keke-The fuck you think you talking to you-

Damian Batglare at me.

Keke-Im- I-I-just gonna be over here.

I backed away. And sat on Myya's bed and she laughed.

Peter-What are you laughing for? Your not even injured. What the fuck Myya I thought you weren't gonna take your safety as a joke anymore.

Myya-I don't remember saying that safety think.

Peter glared at Myya.

Myya-Damn that's a nice looking floor.

Myya was looking at the floor avoiding Peters eyes.

Damian-Wait. Something's off. Why aren't you two fight us?

Peter-Yes. You would never let us have you in a corner.

Damian checked is phone.

Damian-There on there periods.

Damian looked disgusted. Myya and me looked confused.

Myya-Nigga. How the fucking hell-

Keke-Do you know this.

Damian-Im Robin. We have records of every superheroes and villains anti-heroes girls/women periods.

Myya-You guys track my period. I don't track my period.

Keke-Batman goes to far.

Damian-Actually Grayson suggested it because of Starfire.

Myya-That's gross. Please take me out of it.

Peter-Yes take her out of it.

Myya-Did it hurt-

Peter-No I didn't fall from heaven.

Myya-No I saw you fall out a taxi and just laid there for a minute. I wanted to know if hurt. And plus you just fell on your face coming any here. So are you ok?

Peter turned red from embarrassment. I laughed hard and Damian smirked a little. Myya looked at him worried. Then just thought about why they were here.

Myya-So get this, you two fucker-

Damian-Bitch.

Myya-Asshole. Anyway are going to get us food. I want pizza. Keke wants hot wings. Make. It. Happen.

Keke-And some drinks to.

Damian-I am a highly trained assassin why would I wait on you two hand and foot.

Peter-Yea. Why can't you two just walk to the kitchen.

Myya-So you don't love us?

Keke-You don't love us.

Me and Myya fake cry. Peter was fast to break.

Peter-I'm so so so sorry. Myya, please don't cry.

We cried harder and Damian broke.

Damian-Ford- I mean Keke please don't cry we'll get you guys your food.

With that we smiled and wiped are fake tears.

Peter-Wait did you two just-

Myya-Go fix my shit.

Keke-And if you do it under 30 minutes we won't curse for the rest of the day.

Myya-Yea-wait what? No. God no. Hell no. Fuck no. Bitch no. Shit no.

We all looked at Myya.

Peter-No cussing will do you good.

Myya-Im sorry but when I was kidnapped-

Damian-Which time?

Damian smirked Myya scuffed.

Myya-Fuck off. Any way I couldn't stop stop cursing to save Tiny and Fluffy. Or my damn self.

Peter-Where are they anyway?

Myya-They run the puppy Avengers.

Keke-Ok. Then well just tape your mouth shut.

Myya-Then how would I eat?

Keke-That sounds like you problem.

Myya-Fine ill stop fucking cursing.

Keke-Bout damn time.

Damian and Peter looked at us.

Myya/Keke-Last time.

They nodded and fixed are food. While we causally shot each other with bb guns. That Damian and Peter took cause they said we are childish and we stick it are tongues at them.