1) ~ When you're pissed off at a guy and he assumes it's because of your period
Him: I'm just gonna ignore you right now, you must be on your period.
> If I had to bleed to think you're an annoying idiot, I'd be anemic.
2) ~ Catcalls
Him: Sit on my face baby!
> Why? Is your nose bigger than your dick?
Random ones:
3) Haters gonna hate, POTATOES GONNA POTATE.
4) Jealousy is a serious disease. I hope they find a cure for yours. :)
5) Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger. :)
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The Book Of Comebacks
HumorThis is a book full of sarcastic, witty comebacks you can use when you're sick and tired of people, which is basically me every single day. This book is purely for your benefit, so feel free to use these comebacks for your own books or just to have...
