1) Maybe you should start eating your makeup, so then you can be pretty on the inside.
2) It's better to arrive late than to arrive ugly.
3) Them: What the fuck are you staring at?
> The reason double doors were invented.
4) Aww, what happened? Did you wish for a big dick and become one instead?
5) You make me wish I was born with more middle fingers.
6) Two things. 1, Where have you been all my life? And 2, Can you please go back there?
7) No, no, sweetie. You're not 'THE shit'. You're a PIECE of shit. There's a world of difference.
8) I'm sorry, but I couldn't think of a non-insulting way to describe you.
9) A queen is never late, everyone else is simply early.
10) If being an asshole were against the law, you'd get the chair and I'd flip the switch.
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The Book Of Comebacks
HumorThis is a book full of sarcastic, witty comebacks you can use when you're sick and tired of people, which is basically me every single day. This book is purely for your benefit, so feel free to use these comebacks for your own books or just to have...
