1) ~ Someone trying to slide into your dm's
Him: Hey baby. I would tell you a joke about my dick but it's way too long ;)
> I would tell you a joke about my pussy but you'll never get it :)
2) ~ Ego: Deflated
Him: My dick is so long, it goes from A to Z.
> Look at your keyboard tho..
3) ~ For when you're feeling savage
Him: My dick is so hard..
> ..to find.
4) ~ For the assholes out there
Him: I just ate a fish taco, it reminded me of you.
> Really? I just ordered a pizza and it came in 20 seconds; reminded me of you :)
5) ~ When his ego is 10x the size of his penis
Him: My dick is so hard.
> Can I talk to it?
Him: Talk to it?
> Yeah
Him: Ok
>
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The Book Of Comebacks
HumorThis is a book full of sarcastic, witty comebacks you can use when you're sick and tired of people, which is basically me every single day. This book is purely for your benefit, so feel free to use these comebacks for your own books or just to have...
