1) ~ Someone does anything to piss you off
> I would slap you but that would be animal abuse.
2) ~ An excuse to get out of math homework
Math teacher: Where's your homework?
> Oh, you didn't hear? The homework committed suicide, it had too many problems.
3) ~ How to turn down a guy
Him: Damn girl are you wearing space pants? 'Cause that ass is out of this world.
> No, but I am wearing baseball pants, because this ass is out of your league.
4) ~ When someone sits in your seat
Me: Get out of my seat.
Them: I don't see your name written on it honey.
> It'll be written in your blood in a minute honey.
5) ~ When someone spreads rumors about you
> I see you haven't been shopping lately. You know, they're selling lives at the mall; you should really go get one.
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The Book Of Comebacks
HumorThis is a book full of sarcastic, witty comebacks you can use when you're sick and tired of people, which is basically me every single day. This book is purely for your benefit, so feel free to use these comebacks for your own books or just to have...
