1) Him: Why don't we get drunk and make bad decisions?
> It looks like you already are and you already did.
2) Him: You know, you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
> And you look exactly like the guy I turn down two seconds from now.
3) Him: I just Googled “sexy” and a picture of you came up.
> Google "not interested" and you'll get the same result.
4) Him: I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
> I don’t. But I do know karate and I can rip your lungs out.
5) Him: Here I am! What were your other two wishes?
> That he would be charming and handsome. I guess not all wishes come true.
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The Book Of Comebacks
HumorThis is a book full of sarcastic, witty comebacks you can use when you're sick and tired of people, which is basically me every single day. This book is purely for your benefit, so feel free to use these comebacks for your own books or just to have...
