1) If you have a problem with me, cry me a river and drown yourself in it.
2) In order for you to insult me I would have to value your opinion. Nice try though.
3) Some people just lack the ability to realize that everyone in the room wants them to shut up.
4) How do I block you in real life?
5) You sir, are the human version of period cramps.
6) There are several people in this world that I find unbearably obnoxious, and you are all of them.
7) I’m not saying I hate you but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.
8) Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parents' job.
9) I’d tell you to go fuck yourself, but that would be cruel and unusual punishment.
10) What doesn’t kill you.. disappoints me.
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The Book Of Comebacks
HumorThis is a book full of sarcastic, witty comebacks you can use when you're sick and tired of people, which is basically me every single day. This book is purely for your benefit, so feel free to use these comebacks for your own books or just to have...
