1) Ex: At least I'm seeing someone new now, unlike you.
> Great, my mom always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.
2) I was gonna give you a nasty look but I see you already have one.
3) I really don't care what you think about me, because I don't think about you at all.
4) Them: I’d slap you, but I don’t want to get slut on my hand.
> Why not? You already have it all over your outfit.
5) Them: Do your hear that? It’s the sound of no one caring.
> I didn’t quite catch it. All I heard was the sound of an asshole talking.
6) You must’ve been born at the pound, because you’re a son of a bitch.
7) It looks like your face caught on fire, and someone tried to put it out with a fork.
8) Them: Ew, what perfume is that? It's gross.
> Actually it's asshole repellent, but it doesn't seem to be working.
9) When I see your face, there's not a thing that I would change. Well, except the direction I'm walking in.
10) No, I don't hate you. But if you were on fire and I had a glass of water, I'd drink it.
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The Book Of Comebacks
HumorThis is a book full of sarcastic, witty comebacks you can use when you're sick and tired of people, which is basically me every single day. This book is purely for your benefit, so feel free to use these comebacks for your own books or just to have...
