1) You remind me of an unflushed toilet; so full of shit.
2) Please explain to me why our precious oxygen has to be wasted on people like you?
3) If you're talking about me behind my back, that just means my life is obviously more interesting than yours.
4) If I could be one person for a day, it sure as hell wouldn't be you.
5) Want some lipstick? I think you'll need it when you kiss my ass.
6) I'm no gynecologist, but I know a cunt when I see one.
7) You have such a striking face. Tell me, how many times were you struck?
8) You're like a cloud; once you fuck off, it's a beautiful day.
9) I get so emotional when you're not around. That emotion is called happiness.
10) I would love to insult you, but I'm afraid I won't do as well as nature did.
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The Book Of Comebacks
HumorThis is a book full of sarcastic, witty comebacks you can use when you're sick and tired of people, which is basically me every single day. This book is purely for your benefit, so feel free to use these comebacks for your own books or just to have...
