Tyler let out a ear slitting whistle. Then to the Blobshroom's amazement a black limousine pulled up in front of the ally. Dilly and Speaker stared at the vehicle with their jaws dropped. It had been the most swagtastic thing they had ever seen. Shrek, like his moms, had his jaw dropped as well but he had no interest in the fancy car. He was giving Tyler goo goo eyes. Tyler looked at Shrek and flashed him a toothy smile blushing a bit. Then one of the black out windows rolled down and a ginger mans face popped out. It was Shane Dawson.
"Troyler shippers are shook." Shane shouted from the car.
"Let's go." Tyler said. He looked Shrek up and down. His eyes stopped at all the green slime Shrek had produced polling at his feet. "You need to get that fixed." He said in a sassy voice. The queen waved him off and strutted off to the limo. He opened one of the doors and looked back at the odd family. "Are you guys coming."
Shrek ran up to the car eagerly and sat down next to Tyler.
"Wow that was like me when Taco Bell releases a new menu item. Gotta go fast bitch!" Shane joked.
Speaker and Dilly exchanged looks. Were they actually doing this? Speaker sighed. "You have to sit opposite to Shrek he's still shook. I feel kind of bad for Tyler having to sit next to him." Speaker sighed.
"Really? I'd feel bad for Shane he's going to have to clean the seats." Dilly said back.
"Pftt Shane cleaning! That's the funniest thing I've ever heard." Speaker laughed.
The red headed man poked his head out the window again. "I feel personally attacked right now."
The two girls walked down the ally leaving their box and couch and got into the car. Shrek was practically sitting on Tyler's lap. Tyler looked disgusted and Shane was quaking from his attack. The car sat for about 10 minutes just waiting for him to stop quaking. Then Shane put the limo in gear and headed off.
"So do you guys like to go roller blading?" Tyler asked.
"Um yeah..." Speaker replied hesitantly. Dilly was sat next to her face palming silently regretting her life choices. Shrek was petting Tyler's arm sensually.
"If you saw me roller blading and you say HAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY know that I will say HAAAYY GIRL HAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY back, and you see me roller blading and you want to send me some love you better go like this. He made a viciously blew a kiss. "You don't go like this." "You go like this." He made the same gesture but it was calmer. "You go like this..." He did the first kiss blow again. "And you better know I will catch it. Because you better know I am the best catcher in his whole joint. And if you want to heart me I will hit you with with my fanny pack of pain." Tyler stopped and thought for a bit. "And believe me it will hurt."
"The only thing I hurt is myself esteem." Shane called from the drivers seat.
Dilly alertly moved her hand from her face. What Shane had said hit close to home. "Okay....... Do you have anything you want to add?" Speaker asked looking at Shrek who was straddling Tyler, his new senpai at this point.
"Senpai, I would blow you all the kisses in the world." The ogre demonstrated blowing a kiss. He did it with so much force that he broke the door causing it to fly off into the road taking out an innocent by passing Grandma. Speaker and Dilly's eyes widened. They were both thinking the same thing. Either they were going to get kick out of the car by Tyler and Shane, or that Shrek should become a sumo wrestler.
"Im sure she's fine..." Said Tyler."
"My cars falling apart like my life." Shane laughed. They couldn't tell if he was joking this time.
"Same." Speaker and Dilly said in unison.
"Ooooh we're here!" Tyler said.
Dilly and Speaker looked out the window in astonishment. The place they were taken was one of the most amazing thing they had ever seen. Shrek was sill on top of Tyler. The green lad bent down and kissed him on the lips all of a sudden. Tyler Shrek off of him and jumped out of the car. Shrek began dozing the green liquid again and ran off trying to find the nearest bush to hide behind from embarrassment.
"Ugh I was assaulted!" The queen shrieked. "Hurry somebody help me."
"I feel like I'm not the weirdest one here anymore." Shane said.
-Dilly
A/N Im so sorry about half way through writing this I realized that I could of made the limo be Shane's van which would have been a bit funnier (at least in my opinion) but I can't be bothered to go back through and change it because I am horrendously lazy. Also thank you so much for over 50 reads. <3
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