Hello, I am the restraining order set against Shrek by PJ Luigi. I left that game show with a sense of freedom, I was no longer someone's slave, I was finally free. Now after I left, I decided to flee town, I landed in a random place with no trees, just a field. The grass swayed invitingly like a hula dancer.
The flowers had faces, literal faces, it was a bit FUCKING SCARY. They didnt seem to like me much, yellling profanities at me, such vulgar language. "WATCH YO PROFANITY" I yelled into the abyss.
I was blown away by the wind until I fell into a lake and drowned.
-Speaker
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