Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was wh...
Once we got to Shane and Tyler's flat Shrek ran is seconds later.
"how did you know where to go I'm pretty sure that the other author forgot to put in their address" I said curiously
"HOE HAVE YOU BEEN STALKING US" Shane freaked out.
"maybe, maybe not" he spoke nervously
"Okay then"
"SHIT WEVE ONLY GOT TWO HOURS TO GET YALL TO THE GAME SHOW PLACE, AND YALL HAVE TO DRESS FANCY" Tyler squealed
"Okay then, Speaker come with me, Dilly you go with Tyler" Shane said
Me and Shane went into a room that surprisingly was full of womens clothing
"okay so you look like you could pull off gray" he said eyeing me.
~10 minute time skip~
"HERE" he said shoving a pile of stuff into my hands, then pushing me into a bathroom.
I got dressed into this weird gray dress/shirt thing, I'm not complaining because it was really comfortable, he also gave me some gray heels and some puff ball earrings along with a gray diamondy choker and a gray fedora that matched the phone case he gave me.
"Shane how are you so fucking good at picking out women's clothing" I asked
"What can I say it's a natural talent" he said dramatically.
"Okay then" I said less enthusiastic than the sassy man before me.
"Where is my son" I asked more to myself than anyone.
"He should be with Troye Sivan" he said grabbing a bag of makeup.
"OH NONONONONO, 1. I don't wear makeup 2. I SAW HOW RYLANDS TURNED OUT IN HIS VLOG SO NO" I said backing away from Shane.
"Fine" he mumbled putting the bag away.
"Thank god" I sighed.
"Let's get a move on" he said pushing me out of the door to the room, I was pushed into the living room where my son (shrek of course) was dressed in a green suit and neon green tennis shoes and my wife Dilly was dressed in a black dress and heels complemented with black earrings that had gold lines across them, a string choker and a black fadora companied with a black marble phone case
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"Are we ready to go" I asked. Everyone responded with some sort of form of 'yes'
We all walked out of the flat and back into the limo and got ready for a four hour ride....
