Alright so after a quick commercial break brought to you by emo Shrek, vegan Kermit, Shrek and mateos tragic love story and a restraining order against Shrek everyone was sat back with their teams waiting for Tyler to begin the third part of the game show.
Tyler and Troye came from behind a purple curtain, Tyler's hair was obviously messed up from cheeky bum seks.
"Alright thots, hoes, sluts, and whores it's time for the cooking round of this mess of a game show" Tyler said throwing his hat into the crowd. The hat was caught by Thiqquinta the fattass of a drag queen.
Troye presses a button that turned out crappy makeshift desks into kitchen counter tops.
"SATAN IS IN THIS ROOM, ALL WILL BE DAMNED TO HELL IN THIS ETERNAL WORLD" some old religious woman screamed, mascara streaming down her face, "YOU ALL ARE A DISGRACE TO THE LORD JESUS CHRIST"
"Why you hatin on my homie Satan" Jeffree Star said waving his Jeffree Star cosmetics mirror around.
"ALRIGHT BITCHES SETTLE THE HELL DOWN"
"The Philions and the Danisaurs have to make a Pumpkin Spice Latte and be basic ass bitches" Troye said needing a coffee fix.
Everyone got to making the PSL's for basic bitch Troye as Troye sat on Tyler's lap full on making out for the audience.
The religious bitch was screaming about
Jesus and Satan while this was going down
Yeet whaddup hoes I'm backalack
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