Me and Dilly walked around for a bit after leaving Tyler and Shane cause I could not deal with those two any longer. We looking at the dogs walking down the street with their owners who all had cat whiskers drawn on their face. "I miss dogger". "So do I but at least we still have Shrek" Dilly said. "Speaking of Shrek where is he". "Heck I don't know that boi always gets himself in trouble" Dilly said. "I'm gonna text him".
SHREK WHERE ARE YOU
IDK SOME BUSH
wowza you got lost not unexpected
Wtf mom why you gotta be a bitch
Because you got lost IN A GODDAMNED BUSH. Shrek you got lost in a bush this is why you can't have a hamster you'd loose yourself before you could feed it once
I get lost in a bush once and this is what I get
OMFG SHREK THIS IS NOT THE FIRST TIME YOU'VE GOTTEN LOST IN A BUSH
Not my fault
VERY MUCH YOUR FAULT YOU CANT GO FIVE SECONDS WITHOUT GETTING LOST OH MY GOD IMMA KICK YOUR ASS WHEN I FIND YOU
Try me bitch
Ya know you can just stay in that bush and me and Dilly can go but dad shirts.
Me and Dilly then proceeded to walk to Walmart and Buy #1 dad shirts.
Hi
It's been a while
Almost a month
That's my fault not Dilly's
Um I kinda forgot that this account existed until now and I decided why the fuck not let's go back
I also have an announcement
WE ALMOST HAVE 400 READS LIKE WTF THIS WAS JUST SUPPOSED TO BE SOME SHITTY THING WE DID FOR FUN NOT SOMETHING PEOPLE ACTUALLY READ. Me and dillywantsdeath are gratefully thankful for all of our readers if you stuck through our lil break. Also I'm not saying that I'm fully back this is an update and idk when this will be uploaded next. Also can we just say congratulations to Dilly for almost 700 hundred reads on her book blasphemy that's great.
Baii
See you soon
....Maybe
-Speaker
YOU ARE READING
Keeping up with the Blobshrooms
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