Me and Dilly being the successful parents we are thought it was time we treat ourselves to some new clothes.
Me and Dilly looked at each other thinking the same thing "#1 dad shirts". We both ran off to the men's section of Walmart and couldn't find any dad shirts.
I called over one of the employees "hey do you have any #1 dad shirts in stock it's v important" I asked.
"Nah bench but we got this swaggy unicorn shirt" the man who looked oddly like Mikey way said.
"Hey soz to be rude but are you Mikey way" I asked.
"IM MIKEY FUCKN WAY" Mikey said.
Behind me Dilly was having a mental breakdown because of Mikey and the fact that there were no dad shirts.
"Your career went down the drain fast like first you were in My Chem than Electric Century now your working at Walmart that's low man" I said.
"Eh a dudes gotta do what a dudes gotta do" he said with no expression change.
"I NEED A DAD SHIRT" Dilly screeched from behind me.
-Speaker
This was funny I guess
Eh
But since this whole book is an inside joke between me and Dilly the dad shirts are an actual part of it. So if you were wondering yes there is a reason we chose dad shirts
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