dilly- okay so this i v important both keeping up with the blobshrooms and speaker's phanfic adopted by phan hit 400 views today and i'm a v proud boy thank u so much (also i'm gonna type in lower case now because i hate capitals and pressing one key is a waste of time to me)
"shrek we want to tell you something." speaker said.
speaker, dilly, and shrek walked through the park admiring the ducks in the pond. they had assumed a park was a quite peaceful environment to crack the long waited truth to shrek. they stopped in front of a bench and sat together.
speaker turned to shrek. "so yo were adopted."
"WHAT HOW?!" shrek was almost quaking.
"i'll explain." dilly piped up. she wasn't really one to talk but she didn't have enough dialogue so she's talking now. "it was a cold stormy night-"
speaker interupted, "actually no it wasn't it was quite nice."
"shh i'm adding emphasis." dilly said waving her arms in the air.
"sorry, carry on."
"okay," dilly continued. "so we were walking through the woods on a quite nice day and speaker accidentally stepped in some mud."
"thanks." speaker said sarcasticly.
"yes." dilly said. " she steeped in some mud. we looked ahead on the path and i thought i saw a turtle in a pool of mud- or what smart, mildly civilized people would call, a swamp. i thought i saw a turtle bobbing in the mucky waters so i hopped across some rocks to pick up the turtle because i really like turtles. but when i picked up the turtle i saw a beautifully unappealing face and it was a baby ogre. it was you.
"hey!" speaker yelled. "don't talk about our soon like that."
shrek stood up. his green ayers had turned red. so red he looked like what donald trump would look like if he did a million squats. "YOU THOUGHT I WAS A TURTLE!!! HOW COULD YOU HAVE THOUGHT I WAS A TURTLE!?"
"that's not the point shrek." speaker assured. we took you home with us anyways and you were much better than a turtle and that's all that matters.
"um, actually that's factually inaccurate he actually followed us home and broke into our house."
"WHAT?!!" shrek screeched.
"DILLY! i thought we weren't going to tell him that!" speaker yodeled.
"oh, sorry lol."
shrek ran off in a ball of tears crying. " I DUCKING HATE YOU GUYS!!" he called back.
"um, that's offensive to the ducks." dilly said.
"we literally just found him and now he's running off again." speaker sighed.
"sometimes i wish he wouldn't act so shook."
"yeah, but he's still good." speaker smiled.
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RandomNow, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was wh...
