Tyler turned to speaker and Dilly he still looked confused from Shrek's kiss but he seemed to be pretty much over it. He began to fiddle with his fedora. (a/n i forgot how to write honestly)
"Hey, would you guys happen to want to go to a Beyoncè concert tonight? You know to kind of treat y'all before the game show. I've always secretly wanted to go." He asked blushing.
"Yass Queen!" Shane yodeled from the limo.
"Yeah that sounds great and all but where is Shrek?" Speaker asked.
"Idk" Dilly said.
"Oh well he probs won't care anyway." Speaker replied.
"We are great parents." Dilly said only half joking.
"Oh hell yeah we've got this shit down." Speaker laughed.
Then all of a sudden fashionable man crept out from behind the building. He was wearing a cheese costume and stroking a cactus. His ominous raven black hair was sparkling. Behind him stood a man with chestnut brown curls in black and white jumper with black skinny jeans. It only could be one iconic duo... DAN AND PHIL! (woah)
"Hey, don't use that profanity in my town." Phil said in his husky sensual voice.
"Yes Phil preach." Dan encouraged.
"Thanks lady."
At this point speaker and Dilly were trying not fangirl.
"I'm sorry we will never cuss again." Speaker and Dilly said in unison.
"Good." Phil said. "So I heard you guys were going to see Queen B tonight."
"Yeah. I guess." Tyler blushed.
Shane was drooling un-humanly while Speaker and Dilly stood awkwardly feeling uncomfortable in the presence of all of these lads. Daniel then came out from behind Phil and asserted himself into conversation.
"Hey." He said trying to sound as masculine as possible. "We were going to go to the Beyoncè concert to ya know appreciate the art and If it's cool we could all go together maybe."
"SuRe I'lL dRIve." Shane desperately shouted from the limo door.
"Yea sounds good I guess." Speaker said with a sense of chill radiating from her voice.
Dilly just stood in a horrendously awkward position as she would have in any situation not wanting to ruin the moment for any of the others. Letting other people doing the talking to avoid future responsibilities and conflict was her specialty. She watched as Dan reached for Phil's hand but pulled away.
"Yeah, that sounds great Shaney." Phil spoke.
"Yea we've been walking for ages honestly it's a brink of exercise I don't want to cross." Dan said.
The group got into the limo and drove to the concert. (as i said i can't write)
"So... what happened to the car door?" Dan turned and asked the remains of the Blobshrooms.
Dilly and Speaker looked at each other. Neither of them could even fathom an explanation. Finally after a long pause of awkward silence Speaker spoke up. (because Dilly finds socialization meaningless and can't be bothered to talk to people even when she looks up to them and enjoys their presence because hey Dilly is relatable through a thread of social anxiety that sadly most people share at this point of time.)
"Urm our son Shrek knocked the door of into the abyss of the street by demonstrating how he blows kisses." Speaker spoke with a sense of hesitance.
"Honestly it was so scary." Tyler piped in from his spot.
"Wait!" Dan breathed excitedly. "Did you say Shrek? Oh my gosh he is my Dad."
Phil then playfully punched Dan's shoulder. "I thought I was er I mean what you're such a nerd." He and Dan laughed while everyone else sat confused.
"The Phandom is shook!" Shane shouted from the drivers seat.
"OKAY SHANE WE'RE HERE HIT THE BREAKS WE'RE GOING TO CRASH!" Tyler yelled.
"Uh no actually Tyler we're not even close yet."
"I know I was just bored and felt like I din't have enough dialogue." Tyler said going a bit pink.
"Stop breaking the fourth wall Tyler." Phil pushed innocently. "If you want to go on about who plays out the most in the story I practically have no place all I am is a mayor."
"Don't put yourself down like that. You're Amazingphil so many people look up to you and without you (Phil)idelphia would be nothing."
"You're right Daniel." The older boy with ravenous black hair sniffed.
"Okay that's enough of that besides we're here." Speaker inverted herself into their conversation pointing at the stage.
"QUEEN B WE ARE COMING FOR YOU." Shane screamed.
Shane drove the limo into the venue at an outrageous speed running over hundreds of people in the crowd to get to the stage where Beyoncè stood.
"SHANE YOU CAN'T JUST RUN PEOPLE OVER!" Everyone in the limo shouted.
"No I'm sure they're fine. They're probs just sleeping." Shane assured.
"THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!" Dilly and speaker screeched.
"THOSE ARE MY PEOPLE!" Phil yelled.
"Oh well then rip them I guess." Shane said in a voice that gave no aura of a single fuck.
The ginger psycho hopped out of the car, snatched Beyoncè and threw her into the trunk of the limo locking it and then proceeded to calmly get back into his seat and drive off.
Everyone sat in awe not saying anything. Finally Dani boi broke the silence. "SHANE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WAS THAT."
"Language Dan." Phil dominantly spoke.
"I don't know I just really wanted her weave." Shane justified.
"But you killed people." Dilly spoke up.
"Just for a bloody weave." Speaker added.
"This was meant to be relaxing." Tyler pouted.
"OKAY IS NO ONE GOING TO DO ANYTHING HE JUST FRICKN' KIDNAPPED BEYONCÈ!" Speaker yelled.
"Oh yeah, I guess I did." Shane blushed.
"High five." Tyler said leaning over.
"Up top." Shane said as they smacked hands.
"Wow that was so corresponded well done." Dan added looking at Phil.
"HOE IF YOU DON'T LET ME THE FUCK OUT I SAY YOU A STINKING BITCH!" Beyoncè shouted from in the trunk.
"Oh Beyoncè piped down." Shane laughed hitting the brakes so that she would hit against the cold hard metal. Then they all continued on laughing the rest of the drive.
-Dilly
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