Dilly stood next to me as I groaned at our emo son. We knew this was coming but we didn't expect it so soon. "Rawr XD HAHA" Shrek squealed making me mentally kill myself.
"Why did MySpace have to die, so tragic" our son said, applying guyliner.
I sat down on a bench putting my head In my hands. "My god" Dilly groaned

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RandomNow, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was wh...