Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was wh...
Hi, so today I was watching youtube and I found this video and I was like why the heck aren't I doing this. This man is doing it right. What am i doing with my life?... Nothing.
So I was like I'm gonna do it too, it's not like anyone can stop me. The website says anyone over 13 can do it and honey, I'm 13 so today my 13 year old ass became ordained.
Invite me to all your parties and I will marry all of you.
Ever need an emergency ordained minister for your wedding I'm your man.
Take me to Interactive Introverts and I will marry Dan and Phil because I am an ordained minister of Jesus.
I actually did this... I have screen shots to prove it (wow so professional, also I put text over my middle and last name for privacy)
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(I know it says copy of original only not official but I am actually ordained according to the internet it's just i don't want to pay for a certificate so I just stole the preview pic from the site)
So ya know if you ever want to get married to someone just pm me because I'm 13 and ordained and I can do stuff like that now apparently.
