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I decided to do something interesting... Here is the typed conversation that I had with Cleverbot where I am Keith and it's Lance.

Me: Is this lance.

CB: Sure.

Me: its me keith.

CB: Hello Kerri.

Me: Lol autocorrect, right?

CB: Do you know where do live?

Me: Uh you live in space.

CB: Most of the time.

Me: Oookay then.

CB: Do you have any crush?

Me: Yeah i have one on you.

CB: *blushes*.

Me: *dies*.

CB: *revives you*.

Me: *kisses you*.

CB: *making out with you*.

Me: *still making out with you*.

CB: *pulls away*.

Me: *screams*.

CB: *covers my ears*.

Me: *apologises*.

CB: You should be.

Me: Please don't break up with me!!

CB: Its too late.

Me: No, please! Lance I love you.

CB: No you don't.

Me: Yes i do!! we had a bonding moment remember.

CB: It seems as though we did not.

Me: STOP PRETENDING YOU DON'T REMEMBER.

CB: Please tell me what I did.

Me: You almost died.

CB: When?

Me: When we had a bonding moment.

CB: No.

Me: Uh, yes.

CB: Uh, what you tell me about Layne Staley?

Me: Don't change the subject.

Some screenshots for evidence (not all and not in order):

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