"i love you, you idiot!"
"and i love you too! wait..."
in which mikey way and cecilia joseph are high school sweethearts, until they most certainly are not.
cover by the amazing
@rosaIiehaIe
It looks like we have insider information on who Mikey Way keeps cryptically tweeting about!
And you know her name well. It's Cecilia Joseph!
"It's definitely her," our insider, Mikey and Gerard Way's mother, Donna says, "They dated in high school."
"She broke his heart, but I always knew that he could do better, honestly," says his old high school friend, Alicia Simmons. "He was always a cutie," she says, "and I just think that Cecilia took that away and basically changed him."
And for Cecilia, we couldn't reach her.
I threw down my phone in anger. How could my own mother say that? Cecilia was probably pissed. I definitely was.
So I did the first thing that came to mind while on a tour bus with four other guys, including my brother. I called my mom.
"Hello?" she asked.
"What the fuck were you fucking thinking?" I screamed at her through the phone. Frank peeked his head in my bunk, but I shooed him off.
"Doing what, honey?" she asked. I scoffed.
"Please. Telling Entertainment Tonight about me and Cec!" She sighed.
"I thought you were over her. She didn't even say-" I didn't let her finish.
"She did say goodbye!" I screamed, getting angrier with every breath. "I saw the fucking DVD that you hid from me for four damn years!" She gasped.
"Michael..." she trailed off, "you were never supposed to find that."
"But I did!" I shouted, "And I just wanna ask you a question. Why did you ruin my fucking life?"
"I didn't!" she retorted. I rolled my eyes, even though she couldn't see it.
"So that hole in my wall, the countless nights that I cried myself to sleep, and the days I spent locked up in my room, thinking about her meant nothing?"
"Michael," she started, but I didn't let her finish.
"It's Mikey," I said, "and you're not sorry, so go cry me an ocean and leave me the fuck alone." And with that, I hung up, immensely angry.
Frank poked his head in my bunk again.
"I don't wanna make you any more mad, but we're at the place where everybody else is." I nodded.
"Of course we are," I replied, running a hand through my hair.
Cecilia
Well, I was screwed.
Donna and Alicia had successfully ruined me being all secretive about my relationship to Mikey. It was all over Twitter.
@brendonurie
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hey CeciliaJoseph remember high school you?
I laughed out loud at that picture.
@ceciliajoseph
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hey BrendonUrie remember fetus you? 2005 bitch.
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@brendonurie: I was like thirteen! Plus that date is totally wrong. It was so 2011. I was born in 1997.
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@ceciliajoseph: truuuuuueeee. I still think that you were a dweeb.
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@EntertainmentTonight: It looks like CeciliaJoseph is avoiding the subject...
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@ceciliajoseph: I'm not avoiding the subject. I'd rather not talk about it to anyone EntertainmentTonight
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@mikeyway: Just leave the topic alone EntertainmentTonight. Neither of us want to talk about it.
