Rick and Morty One-Shots

Evil Morty X Reader X Morty-Deal

This is kind of a mix between 2nd person and 1st person. Sorry.

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"Um, Rick. Why's there two Mortys?"

"Well, you see (Y/N), there's blah blah blah blah blah blah blah-"

Rick explained the whole thing and now you understood. Two Mortys stood in front of you. One with a black eyepatch and one without one. They both had different personalities and they were their own person.

"We need Evil Morty to help us with something. We have a deal that if he helps us find what we want, we can keep him hidden from the government a little longer." (Pretend the government is looking for Evil Morty to execute him)

"Oh, ok."

"We'll be traveling into a different dimension. Let's go." Rick said as he opened a green portal.

We went through it. We were on a small planet that had an earthquake. I fell and Evil Morty caught me. My eyes grew a bit wide and I blushed a bit.

"Th-Thank you."

"You're welcome."

"Ok kids let's go to that crater over there. I see some sort of sh*t shining through it from the inside."

We ran to the crater and found a crystal of some sort. It had different patterns and it was colorful.

"That's just what we need." Rick said.

"Wh-What is it for?"

"It can keep me living for about 30 years." (Author's note: This is all made up)

"Oh jeez, is that why you can run fast when you're like, old?"

"Yes Morty. Now let's go back home."

"W-Wait, where's Evil Morty gonna stay?"

"He's staying with us idiot. Where else do you think he's hiding?"

"I-I don't know."

We got to Morty's house. My parents left for a trip so they let me stay at Morty's house for a week.

"It's nighttime. You guys should go sleep." Rick said.

"Where do I sleep?" Evil Morty said.

"You go sleep with Morty and (Y/N) on the bed."

"Will that fit?" I asked.

"Probably, or one of you sleep on the floor."

"How about the couch?"

"Well, Jerry stays up late on the couch watching TV so no."

"How about Summer's bed?"

"Oh god no, don't ask about that."

"Why not?"

"Just don't."

I sighed.

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I slept on the bed in between Morty and Evil Morty. This was very uncomfortable because my chest was pressed against Morty's back, and my butt was touching Evil Morty's arm.

I woke up the next morning to find both Mortys wrapping their arms around my body. Heat rushed to my cheeks and I froze. They soon woke up and they unwrapped their arms around me.

"Oh jeez, u-uh s-sorry (Y/N)." Morty said.

"Oops." Evil Morty said.

"I-It's fine."

I looked down and realized that my pants are off. I was only in my shirt and underwear. What?! The boys soon noticed and stared. They had a tint of pink plastered on their cheeks. I covered my butt with the blanket.

"W-Where's my pants?" I asked.

They both shrugged. Then the door barged open.

"HAHAHA I PRANKED YOU ALL SUCKERS! HAHAHA I GOT THE CAMERA IN YOUR ROOM AND I TOOK OFF (Y/N)'S PANTS TO SEE HOW YOU HORNY BOYS WOULD ACT."

We all blushed.

"Isn't that considered child pornography?"

"No, not really. I've known her since she was a baby so not really. Im practically her grandpa. I'm keeping the video though. Here's your pants (Y/N). Later suckers!"

I quickly put my pants back on. Man, this was awkward. And what the f*ck Rick?!

"Ok, I'm gonna go to the bathroom." I said.

"W-We all have to share the bathroom like Rick said."

". . . Are you serious?" I said.

"Y-Ya."

"It's not such a bad thing." Evil Morty said while smirking at me.

I blushed and looked away. We got into the bathroom and brushed our teeth. Whenever someone would need to take a leak everyone had to leave. We got out of the bathroom. We went to eat breakfast.

"D-Do you w-want to go upstairs to my room to hang out?"

"Sure."

"O-Ok."

We went upstairs and we hung out in his room. We talked mostly and played some games. We somehow ended up wrestling each other.

"Ha, I beat you." I said.

"Ha-Uh, (Y/N) . . . "

"What is it?"

"Y-Your b-b-boobs."

I looked at my chest and realized it was in his face. I blushed, got off of him, and covered it. He blushed also. Evil Morty walked in and sat on the bed beside me. He wrapped his arm around my shoulder and pulled me closer to him.

"Hi baby girl." He said with a smirk.

"H-Hi . . . "

"Wanna go have some fun with me?"

"What do you mean by fun?"

"Let's do some stuff."

"Um-"

"Hey (Y/N), you have to help me in this  dimension. Only you can. And guys, it's so pathetic how you two are trying to get (Y/N). I hope you realize that you'll never get her."

And I left with Rick to the portal.

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9/22/17