Rick and Morty One-Shots

Rick X Girl Reader-Love

Author: THIS IS WHEN YOU & MORTY ARE ADULTS :3

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RICK'S POV:
I sat in bar, sipping as many bottles as I could get. I was alone at a table in the corner, letting my mind wander off to some random sh*t. Suddenly, I heard somebody announce, "Introducing, the most beautiful and talented lady, (Y/N) (L/N)!"

There was a stage, the red curtains opened, and I saw the most gorgeous women I have ever seen in my life. Her dress shined, it made her look noticeable in a good way and it hung perfectly around her curves. The lights shined down to the center of the stage and she held the microphone in her hand. The piano played and her angelic voice sang.

I just stared at her as she sang the song beautifully, and we made eye contact for a couple seconds. Her smile could attract almost any men. She was just so mesmerizing. But, of course, I don't believe in love. Love isn't real. It's just a chemical reaction. It'll hit you hard at first, then it'll fade away.

Nearly everyone clapped for her after she finished singing. She left the stage.

(Y/N)'S POV:
I got off the stage in the back and wiped the sweat off of my head with a handkerchief. I also drank water to quench my thirst. As I walked, my heels clicked, making loud noises which drew more attention on me. I saw many eyes on me. I felt a bit uncomfortable but a little used to it since I perform on stage.

"Hey there. You did amazing!" A man said.

I looked up to see a man around my age. He had brown hair and brown eyes. He had a warm smile on his face.

"Thank you, that's very kind of you."

"No problem. Also, a young, hardworking lady deserves some reward. How about I grab us some drinks?"

"That would be very nice."

A few minutes later, we sat at the bar drinking alcohol. We talked about ourselves.

"Sorry, but what's your name?"

"Me? Oh, sorry, my name is Morty."

"Oh, ok."

"Do you see that tall, blue-haired man over there?"

I turned around and saw a tall, old man siting at the table by himself. He was pretty good-looking.

"Yes, what about him?"

"You should go over there and talk to him."

"Um, for what?"

He shrugged.

"Um, o-ok."

I walked over to the man and took a seat right across from him. I turned my head over to see Morty giving me a wink, then he left. I paid attention to the man in front of me.

"Hi, my name is (Y/N)."

"H-Hi *burp* pretty lady. Did my grandson tell you to come over here?"

"Well, yeah."

"Oh, well f*ck him."

"Are you ok, sir?"

"My name's Rick."

"My name is (Y/N)."

"That's-That's a p-pretty *burp* name. It reminds me of pickles."

"O-Oh, well thank you."

"Don't mention it."

We talked among ourselves and he was a pretty funny and sarcastic dude. I learned many personal stuff about him since he was pretty emotional when he was drunk.

"So-So then my stupid grandson, M-Morty, left me for the Vindicators! Isn't that just dumb? That piece of sh*t."

I let him cry on my shoulder as he ranted about random problems going on in his life. I couldn't help but find some of the stuff funny. Morty was right beside me, glaring at Rick playfully. I laughed of course.

"Y-You know what, (Y/N)? You're a cool person. I-I *burp* like you. I like you more than Morty. You're-You're cool."

Morty then drove us to his apartment. He let me and Rick stay there for the night.

"Have fun in the bedroom guys. I'll be in my room which is far away from yours so that I don't hear anything going on in this room." Then Morty left.

"Let's f-f*ck right here and now, baby."

"U-Um, I-I don't know."

"C'mon, (Y/N) . . . It'll be fun."

"O-Ok, I guess."

He smirked. His face went near mine. I could feel his breath against my skin and I looked at his lips. I was so close to kissing him. I turned my head to the right, and as we were about to kiss, Rick passed out on the bed.

. . . Wow.

This will be one night to remember.

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11/04/17