Random #2: Rick's Phrases

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"Get Swifty."

"Grass tastes bad."

"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!"

"It's time to get riggity riggity wrecked son!"

"I'm gonna go take a sh*t."

"Dawg."

"And that's the wayyyyyy the news goes."

"Lick, lick, lick my balls!"

"Hit the sack jack!"

"Ricky Ticky Tavi beyotch!"

"I don't give a f*ck."

"Rubbed baby baby bunkers!"

"And that's why I always say shum shum shlippedy dop!"

"Uh-oh, somersault jump."

"Aids."

"You are a piece of sh*t and I can prove it mathematically."

"Glip glop."

"Take off your panties, sh*t on the floor."

"Burger time."

"No jumping in the sewer."

"Shumshumschilpiddydah!"

"I'm sorry, but your opinion means very little to me."

"Forgranit."

"That's not nice."

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Hey guys, if there's any missing phrases, make sure to comment any of the missing ones. Thx for reading my story! ❤️❤️❤️

9/24/17

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