Rick and Morty One-Shots

Evil Morty X BadA*s! Reader-Kidnapped Version 2

I loved being trapped inside a tiny place. It was the most comfortable thing in the world for me. I was currently being kidnapped in a bag and all I could see was blackness. The bag finally opened and I saw a man wearing a black mask over his head.

"If you try to escape, then I'll shoot you with my gun."

I shrugged and scoffed like I didn't even care.

"Good girl, now bend over so I can pull off your pants and bang you."

"No! F*ck no! You think I'm just gonna let you bang me whenever you feel like it?! No. Maybe if you're a cutie then I'll think about it."

"Would you rather die?"

"I don't care." I said simply.

"It would be easier to bang you while you're dead."

"That would be considered necrophilia. Gross."

The guy got shot and fell onto the floor with blood spilling out of his stomach. I saw a teenager with an eyepatch on his face. He untied me.

"Are you alright, ma'am?"

"Yes I totally am. I didn't need help but thanks."

"You are very welcome. This must be a traumatic experience. I am sorry." He said as he hugged me.

I gently pushed the stranger away from me while giving him a weird look as he rubbed my back and comforted me.

"Don't worry, I'll protect you."

"Um, first of all, it's not even close to a traumatic experience for me. Second of all, I don't need the help but thanks. Third of all, you might be the rapist here. And fourth of all, I don't know you."

"Well, now you do. My name is Morty. Do you want me to walk you home and we can talk?"

"Nah, its fine."

"I wouldn't be a gentlemen if I don't walk a lady home."

"Fine, but leave me alone after that."

We walked to my house and I felt completely weirded out by him. It was a strange feeling to have. When I got to my doorstep I realized something.

"My parents aren't here. They're on a business trip together."

YES! I get to stay home and do whatever I want! Wooooo!!!

"Do you want me to stay with you for the night?"

"Um, no it's fine. I like staying home by myself."

He smirked. "Ok, princess. I'll stay for the night just to protect you."

"Um, I said no?"

"Well too bad, I'm staying." He said as he walked past me into my house.

"Hey! You said that you would leave me alone afterwards!"

"I never said that. You did."

"Get out of my house! I don't wanna get raped and I don't want to lose my virginity!"

A neighbor walked by my house giving me a weirded-out look. Well that was awkward.

"Don't you have parents that worry about you?" I asked.

"Um, no."

"Oh, well that sucks."

"Yep."

I finally walked inside and he stayed with me for the night after a long argument. He won obviously. That annoying little brat. After that week I started developing a tiny little crush on him though.

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10/2/17