Rick and Morty One-Shots

Rick X Reader-Alien Club

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I worked at a space alien club and I was the waitress that would pass out food and drinks. I saw a tall, old man sitting at the bar by himself, so I decided to come over. As I walked closer, I realized how good-looking he was and he was the only human I've ever seen in outer space. He was surrounded by quite a few beers.

"Hello sir, would you like some appetizers?" I asked.

The man looked up to me. Then his eyes grazed my body from top to bottom. A smirk came over his lips.

"Yes, I'd like that very much. Are you on the menu?"

I giggled at the cheesy pick-up line and a tint of pink appeared on my cheeks, but it was hardly noticeable. He picked up an appetizer and I decided to leave. I was about to leave until he grabbed my arm and pulled me back. I turned around and his arm wrapped around my waist.

"C'mon, baby. Where are you going? The fun is just starting."

I struggled out of his grip, but he only held me tighter. He was definitely drunk.

"L-Let's have a little fun. Let's get to know each other better."

"Then l-let go of me."

"Fine. But come sit next to me." He said as he patted a seat beside him.

I cautiously sat beside him. It was my break now so it was okay for me to sit beside him.

"Relax baby, you seem tense. I know how to make that go away." He smirked again.

He and I started to talk about ourselves and I found out that his name was Rick, he was a scientist, he was single, obviously, and that he had grandchildren. I wasn't surprised that he was a scientist since he dressed up like one and since he was the only human being I've met in space.

He wasn't such a creep after all.

After my work, we talked for hours and hours at the alien club bar. We got along pretty well and had many things in common. He was a chill guy and I had fun around him.

"C'mon, lets go. I need to show you something." Rick said.

"Are you sure I can trust you?" I playfully said.

He wrapped an arm around me and softly said. "I can't be trusted to not trying to get into your pants."

"Haha, stop being cheesy."

We went into his spaceship and he drove us back to Earth. We arrived at his house and I looked at the garage in awe. I saw many machinery that he's built and carefully observed each one of them that were displayed.

"Y-Y-You into that stuff?" Rick asked.

"Well duh, I'm also a scientist and a mechanic, which is why I'm in space."

"Then why do you work at the alien club?"

"For money. I had to find a way to sustain the amount of time I live on that plant and they pay me extra here."

"I can see why. The uniform they make you wear is sexy." He bit his lip.

I blushed again and looked away. He suddenly grabbed my chin and kissed my lips. My eyes widened and I reluctantly pushed him away.

"I-I can't. You're-You're drunk."

"Even-Even if I was sober, I'd still think you're hot and want to bang you."

SMUT WARNING

He wrapped his arms from behind and dug his face into the side of my neck. I felt his arms hug me right under my chest and I felt a bit uncomfortable but slightly turned on. His hand traveled down to my underwear and he rubbed me there. I leaned my head back against his chest and tried to hold in my moan.

"You're already wet. You bad girl." He cooed in my ear.

I shivered when he said that. He started kissing my neck while using his hand down below there. Part of me didn't want him to, but part of me did want him to. I let the pleasure take over me and I surrendered myself to him weakly. I submissively let him do whatever he wanted to my body, which he was quite pleased about. He made me suck his d*ck, so I bobbed my head up and down. He bit his lip sexily as he watched me give him a blow job.

"That's it baby, keep it going. You're doing a good job."

I kept going at it until he came.

"Now lick the cum off of me like a good girl."

I hesitantly licked the white liquid off his penis. It didn't taste as bad as I thought.

"Are-Are you a virgin, (Y/N)?" He asked.

I slowly nodded my head.

"That's a good thing, that must mean you're tight." He slapped my butt as he said that.

I turned around and saw a red hand print on my left a*s cheek. Then, he rubbed the red print with his hand.

"Aw, daddy's sorry, baby girl. Did I hit you too hard?"

I was nervous. I didn't know how to react to this situation since I was new to this stuff. Was it a kind of kink that he had? Was in normal in sexual relationships? Is it just me over analyzing things? My mind was scrambled everywhere and I didn't know what to do. Maybe it was just because I was scared of s*x. Maybe I was just scared of having my first time.

Rick led me to his bed and took my clothes off. He could tell that I was clueless so he told me what to do. It was helpful since I didn't know jack sh*t. He laid me down on the bed and hovered on top of me. He grabbed his penis and tried to slowly enter it inside of me. I squinted my eyes and bit my lip as he put it in. I felt his d*ck go inside me and I whimpered. It felt painful, but also pleasurable. He went in and out of me slowly with deep breaths. My body felt hot and sweaty during my first time. When the paste quickened, we were both panting. He went faster and faster, hitting my g-spot every time. All of the pain went away and now I only felt pleasure. The feeling was amazing and it was such a good experience. I never thought it would turn out as good as this. Maybe I was just lucky.

"Uh-I'm so close!" He said.

"Me-Me too! I'm about to-"

Miraculously, we both came together and our bodies laid besides each other. We both breathed heavily and looked at each other. He smirked at me and wrapped his arms around me. My face was buried into his chest and I blushed. I was glad he couldn't see my face right now.

"That was some good s*x, baby. Let's go for another round and I'll show you all sorts of things you've never experienced before."

I decided to stop being a p*ssy and decided to accept his challenge.

"Bring it on."

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And this is how you all lost your virginity.

You lost your virginity to an old man you had just met at an alien bar.

5/1/19