Rick and Morty One-Shots

Rick X Reader-Council

"Bye Rick, see you tomorrow." I said.

"Bye (Y/N)." Rick said.

I walked to my house which was nearby and I got ready to sleep. After I finished, I heard a loud knock on the door. I sighed and walked down stairs. Who could that be? I opened the door to see Rick.

"Oh, hi Rick. What're you doing her-"

I blacked out.

***

I woke up and my arms were tied in a rope. I saw a bunch of Ricks and Mortys in a huge room either wearing uniforms or their regular clothes. There was a Rick that stood right beside me and he was wearing a uniform.

"R-Rick, where am I?"

"You are in the council of Ricks and Mortys."

"W-Why?"

"You'll see."

I saw a Rick walk in the council and he was the only Rick I saw that had the metal chain necklace on so I knew it had to be him. The necklace was mostly hidden underneath his blue shirt but I could see the glint of it.

"Rick should be here by now." One of councilor said.

"Where's (Y/N)?" I heard a voice say.

It was Rick. My Rick.

"Well, wouldn't you like to know?"

"Well, duh, that's why I asked."

"She's over there." The other Rick pointed at me.

"Give her back." Rick said.

"Then tell us your password for your locker."

"Why?"

"Because we need proof that you didn't kill the other Ricks."

"I didn't kill them!"

"Sure." The other Rick said sarcastically.

"You already looked through my portal gun's history!"

"And it proved that you did."

"I wouldn't kill Ricks because I'm the Rickest Rick there is."

"Rick, if you don't answer, then some things will happen to (Y/N)."

The Rick beside me grabbed my waist and kissed me. My eyes widened and I tried to escape from the rope but I couldn't. Rick pulled away from the kiss and smirked. His arm was around my shoulder.

My Rick glared and frowned.

"Fine! My locker number is-wait, isn't all of our numbers the same?"

"No, some Ricks change their passwords and they're all mostly different, idiot."

"Well La dee da."

"Tell us, or more bad things will happen."

Rick smirked as he grabbed my boobs and moved them in circular motion. I bit my lip.

"St-Stop it Rick!"

"Which Rick?" The council said.

"It's pretty obvious you morons!"

"Fine! I'll tell you! Just-Just leave her alone. It's ********"

"Ok."

***After the council***

"Finally those idiots released me and you." Rick said.

"You're calling yourself an idiot." I said.

"Well, they are from different dimensions so not really."

"Whatever you say," I said sarcastically. "And Rick, thank you for saving me."

"Well, it's not like I have a choice."

"Sure, but I know you love me." I said as I wrapped my arms around his neck from his back.

"You know I do."

"Oh my gosh, did I just hear you admit it?"

"Yeah, you better not take it forgranit because I'm not saying it again."

I laughed. "Ok."

I didn't tell him about the forgranit thing because I had a feeling he'd get upset or mad or something. Rick turned around and pulled me towards him. Our chests touched as he kissed me slowly. His kiss wasn't as sloppy as usual since he wasn't drunk.

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9/26/17