Rick and Morty One-Shots

Rick X Reader-Birthday

"You-You know what (Y/N)?" Rick said.

"What, Rick?"

"I made you this piece of sh*t so keep it." Rick said, as he handed me a nicely decorated envelope.

"Aw, thanks."

"Don't mention it."

"Why're you being nice today?"

He shrugged. "Well, I don't know. Today is . . . today."

"Oh, really? Or is it because of something else?"

"Because it's your f*cking birthday. Happy now?"

"I was already happy."

I hugged Rick and he hugged me back.

"Go ahead and open it, (Y/N)."

"Ok." I said.

I opened the envelope and it I unfolded the piece of paper. It read:

LICK, LICK, LICK MY BALLS!!!

I heard a laughter from the distance and I saw Rick run away.

"TAKE THAT YOU B*TCH! SORRY NOT SORRY!" Rick screamed in the distance.

I laughed at how childish Rick was being. I brought the paper to my chest and hugged it.

Best. Gift. Ever.

***

I went to the Smiths' house and they celebrated my birthday with a cake. Morty got me a card with candy, Summer got me make up, and Beth and Jerry got me a cake and gift card. They sang the birthday song and blew the candle.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY (Y/N)!"

"Thank you guys."

"We're so glad to have you here." Beth said.

"Yeah, we are." Jerry agreed.

"Thank you for having me over, I appreciate it."

"No problem."

"Hey (Y/N), where's your birthday suit?" Rick asked.

"Dad! Don't act rude towards (Y/N) and in front of the kids!" Beth said.

"Geez, sorry," Rick said as he rolled his eyes. "By the way, about the gift. (Y/N) . . . "

"I love it. It's amazing. I hung it up on my wall on a frame." I said.

Rick gave me the most weirdest look ever.

"Really? You actually kept that piece of sh*t?"

"Yeah, because it came from you."

I heard the rest of the family say "aw." Rick scratched the back of his head.

"Look, uh, (Y/N), I actually made a real gift for you. Here."

Rick handed me a well-designed box. I opened it to see confetti fly out the box. There were huge letters written in the box and it said:

YOU JUST GOT RIGGITY RIGGITY WRECKED SON!!!

I laughed. "Thanks for the wonderful gift. I could tell you spent a lot of time on it."

"Yep. Definitely," Rick said. "Here's the real one."

He handed me another box. I opened it and it was a birthday suit. What the f*ck.

"Where did you get this? And how do you know my size?"

"I have my ways."

"Ew." Morty and Summer said.

Rick burped. "I gotta show you something (Y/N)." He lead me to his room and closed the door.

"The real gift here is me. I'm your gift. You should be glad and thankful that you have me. You have been blessed by my presence."

I rolled my eyes playfully and laughed. "Sure-"

I got cut off by his lips. He kissed my lips and our lips both moved in sync. His hands held my arms and I was trapped by his warmth. He then withdrew our lips.

"That-That right there, (Y/N), is your gift."

I blushed and touched my lips. R-Rick just kissed me. He just kissed me.

"Is-Is this real?" I asked.

"No, it's not. You're going to wake up any second now." Rick said with sarcasm.

"It doesn't feel real." I said with honesty.

"Do you want me to prove that it's real? Fine."

He kissed me again and this time, his hand reached for my butt and squeezed it. Then slapped it.

"Now you know that it's real. I slapped your a*s and you didn't wake up, so it's real."

I touched the red hand print that was left on my butt and I blushed.

Oh wow.

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My friend's b-day is on Oct 6 so I got that idea for her and made this chapter. I hoped you enjoyed this chapter guys! ❤️

9/28/17