Rick and Morty One-Shots

Rick X Reader X Morty-Undecidable

Author: Pretend you're like at least 21 and Morty is 21 too cuz that's the age it's legal to drink in U.S.
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I like to go on an adventure with Rick and Morty. We usually fought creatures, collected ingredients for Rick's inventions, we hung out at Blips and Chits, we ate ice cream, and stuff like that. But today, it was different. We're going to a party tonight. A regular party with regular people and probably some of Rick's alien friends.

We arrived in front of a huge mansion. I can see the rainbow party light from the inside and I can see a bunch of people.

"Alright, let's riggity rigg-"

"You say that a lot." Morty interrupted.

"And is that a problem?"

"No."

"Well, either way your opinion doesn't matter to me."

We walked in and there were huge crowds. My body pressed against many bodies and someone grabbed my butt. Morty and I lost Rick and we couldn't find him even though he's tall so we found a place to sit.

"It's loud here." Morty said.

"Yeah, it is." I agreed.

"Want me to get a drink for us?"

"Sure, that's sweet of you."

Morty slightly blushed. He then left to find the red cups.

"Hey hottie." I heard a voice say.

I turned around to see a drunk guy. He was a popular guy in college that I've seen before. I'm surprised that he got accepted into college.

"Wanna go up stairs and hit it?" He said.

"No thank you."

He wrapped an arm around my shoulders.

"Oh c'mon baby, it'll be fun."

I lightly pushed him away.

"Sorry, but no."

The guy left once Morty came back with the drinks.

"Who was that guy?" He asked.

"Just some random guy." I said.

"Oh."

We sat down and talked.

"Oh my gosh, I see Jessica. What's she doing here?" Morty said, trying to cover his face.

"What happened?" I asked curiously.

"Well, when I had a crush on her, I told her I liked her and she rejected me. After that she started to develop feelings for me once I hit my growth spurt and I started growing taller. But, I had eyes for this other girl. I still do now."

"Oh wow, mind if you tell me whose this new girl you have eyes for?"

He slightly blushed.

"W-Well, um, I'll-I'll tell you later."

"Ok."

"I gotta go hide. Wanna come?"

"Nah, I'll stay here. I don't wanna like bother you or prevent you from anything."

"Ok, make sure to call me if you need help."

"Will do."

He left just like that. I felt bad for him. It must suck to have your ex-crush like you back after you had a crush on them. Suddenly, I saw Rick come up to me. He was drunk. Really drunk.

"H-Hey (Y-Y/N)!" Rick yelled.

"What's up?" I said.

"I-I was *burp* trying to f-find m-my love."

"What? I couldn't hear you sorry."

"I-I was trying to f-find you."

"Oh ok."

Rick draped his arm around my shoulder and burped right next to my ear. He reeked of alcohol. On his other hand, he held a beer bottle and it spilled on the floor. Thankfully he got none on me.

"(Y/N), I-I like *burp* you, y-you know that? You're such an amazing person, I-I'm glad to h-have you."

"Um, wow. Rick, you're drunk."

Rick lazily swung his arm up and put his finger on my lip to silence me.

"Shh, l-let me speak more *burp* so, you-you-I, me, you, I like you. Like really *burp* like you."

"Thank you."

"F*ck me in the balls right now."

"Whoa, Rick, slow down. Wh-What-"

"BIG D*CK RICKKKKKKKK."

I laughed.

"You're so drunk Rick."

"D*mn right baby."

"Um, I think we should go, it's getting really late."

"Don't be a p-party pooper."

"Fine. One more hour."

After an hour of Rick humming the theme song on the microphone of Rick and Morty on top of a refrigerator, all three of us got into the car and drove home. Both of them were drunk.

"Morty, go upstairs and get ready to sleep."

"Y-Yeah, o-ok."

"Rick, I can't carry you so, get your a*s up yourself."

"Murp."

"What the f*ck?"

That was the most unexpected thing that Rick ever did. Murp? Whatever. So his arms wrapped around my shoulder as I helped him walk to his room and I set him on the bed. He grabbed my face and kissed me. My eyes widened in shock. I kissed him back. That's when I realized I liked him. Our lips withdrew and we took deep breaths.

"I-I'm gonna go upstairs and check on Morty." I said.

"Ok baby." He smirked.

I went upstairs to see Morty sitting on his bed.

"I . . . like . . . y-y-you-you . . . tube. No, wait, r-remove the t-tube. No. I-It's y-you, not YouTube. St-Stupid M-Morty! Hehe. I-I like you (Y-Y/N)."

I just stood there. Did he just . . . ? Morty looked up at me and blushed and giggled. I wonder how much he drank. He pulled me into a hug and started kissing me. OH MY GOSH TWO KISSES FROM DIFFERENT PEOPLE. THIS IS WEIRD.

His lips moved in sync with mine and I kissed him back. He was a bit sloppy just as Rick because they are drunk. After the kiss I went into panic. Oh no, what do I do? I like Rick and Morty. Who do I chose?

***next morning***

RICK'S THOUGHTS:
Wtf happened? Why does my head hurt? Did I drink a lot last night? I must've been at a bar. F*ck, I need some of my inventions that can help my headache go away.

MORTY'S THOUGHTS:
O-Oh jeez, my-my head really hurts. Why does it hurt so badly? I-I'm gonna ask Rick. Last night did I drink a lot? I only remembered walking in and nothing else.

Yep. They forgot about it all. :P

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9/26/17