"Hey cutie.", your boyfriend, Geoff, calls from the kitchen.
"What?", you draw out the 'T'.
"I just burned the last waffle. Can we go out to eat?"
You laugh, walking into the kitchen, "We really need to go to those cooking classes I'm paying for, huh?"
"But that means that we have to physically get up and go somewhere.", he dramatically sighs.
"God forbid. Yes we can go get food."
He smiles, "You're the best."
You throw on shoes and a jacket, and wait for Geoff to get in the car.
Once you get to Jamba Juice, you order a fruit and Greek yogurt bowl with a pomegranate paradise smoothie.
Geoff orders a Acai smoothie and a roast chicken and honey sandwich.When the cashier calls your name, Geoff beats you to the counter.
"That'll be $26.44, but if you go on a date with me, it'll be free.", the cashier winks at you.
"Excuse me? She-", you cut geoff off, you didn't want him to start a fight.
"Sorry dude, but he's taken. Thanks for the food.", you grab the tray and pull geoff back to your table.
"I swear, I'm going to have an aneurism if you don't sit the fuck down!", you say to Geoff, who is pacing back and forth.
"He was flirting with you!", geoff says.
"And? I didn't flirt with him. In fact, I made a joke out of it and left! What else do you want from me?"
You started to argue in the middle of Jamba Juice, this was definitely a low point of your life.
"It isn't your fault but you won't let me say anything to him! If I ignore it, it's just going to keep happening and eventually you're going to break up with me!"
"Because I didn't want you to cause a fight with someone in the middle of Jamba Juice but that's exactly what you did anyway! Why the fuck would I break up with you?", you say, trying to be quieter.
"Because I don't want to lose you! You'll think one of them is hotter than me or you'll think one of them is funnier or smarter and then you're going to break up with me.", he finally sits down.
You grab his hand, "Babe. Stop. You are incredibly hot and hilarious and so fucking smart. But that stuff isn't why I'm in love with you, dumbass. I would never pick anyone over you, you are so important to me and ah. I don't want to get cheesy, especially in Jamba Juice surrounded by five 60 year old men. But I love you."
He looks up at you and his eyes are literally shining.
You are so fucking in love with him it's disgusting."I'm sorry. I just get so worried about this shit. I love you too.", he says kissing you softly.
"Let's go home and go back to sleep.", you suggest and you and Geoff grab your food and begin to walk out of Jamba Juice.
You look behind you as you walk out the door, and Geoff is flipping off the cashier.
Classy.
When you get home, you finish your food and fall asleep again.
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waterparks imagines / preferences
Hayran Kurguimagines and short stories about 3 dorks in a band called Waterparks #4 in ottowood