Hello!
I'm compeletely bored, so I'll just steal- ekhm, use radiomeddows idea and talk to young myself, throwing all the shit right in the small, innocent myself
Fun!
» Young me — Weronika, innocent 12-year-old blondie.
» Adult me — Anaria. Less innocent, 16-year-old, still blondie.
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*Silence*
W: Omg, I love Linkin Park and Three Days Grace, I'm such a metalhead!
A: *cringes* Why do I do this... *comes to the girl and taps her on the back*
W: *Turns back to reveal 5'7" piece of shit (bonus points for combat boots)* Woah, why does this emo lesbian looks like me?!
A: ...I guess I've always been rude lol.
I'm coming to you from the future, to tell you the truth and open your eyes, blah, blah... No I just like cringing at young myself
But bish, I'm not emo lesbian. Black men clothes are just the best for me, DON'T EVEN MENTION MY HAIRW: ...
W: You're me??
W: Why men clothes?? *Confused*
A: I've been though this boy's phase, k
W: ...so are you a boy or a girl?
A: Most likely girl.
W: ...
But you're either boy or a girl-A: SHUT UP. YOU'LL LEARN SOON.
W: *Gets bored* Tell me something interesting instead. Why is future myself so boring?
A: *sigs* Okay, remember that strong James Bond obsession? You'll get over it and-
W: I WILL NEVER-
A: Shut the fuck up. You'll get over it and slowly become obssesed with classic rock! 🌈
W: What's with those shitty rainbows... Anyway... Wow, classic rock is a good music, I guess. Y'know, uh... Queen, right? Freddie Mercury? Pink Floyd, those drugs lovers? Beatles, that 70s hippie band?
A: *wipes away a tear. TEAR OF SHAME* Honestly...
Oh, wait, I can disturb you even more. You'll be spending lot of your time writing gay fanfictions ; ))W: WHAT. Wasting my precious talent on gays??
A: Wow, you actually like yourself. Wait for it, that'll also change xD But yes. Very yes
W: Gross... I mean, I'm neutral towards homosexual, but writing about imagined relationship between two celebrities? Uh...
A: *Shrugs*
A: ...
A: But y'know what
A: You're gonna be fuckin' gay yourself *laughs maniacally, seeing her confused face*
A: Okay, I'm being cruel now. But wait, look at him!
(George Harrison spam, eep!)
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Is this Random Book we really want? » tags and stuff
RandomIt surely must be so Welcome to my little classic rockish and fandomish world. I'll pack here: tags, rants and drafts, lot of oneshots (not crack tho), art stuff and whatever. Another waste of bytes on the internet ?