Hello, everyone!
It's a really hot summer out here, why don't we make a Lennonade?
1. Take one John Winston Lennon.
2. Remind him that he's a bitch.
3. Put him into a REALLY BIG juice extractor.
4. Add some Macca if you want extra gay flavor ; ))
5. Close the juice extractor, silence their screams and start mixing in a turbo mode.
6. Take a selfie with it.
7. Enjoy your Lemon!
#Lennonade2k18
It is recommended to consume it with:
• Mashed potatoes
• English breakfast tea
• Soogar
• Cheese on toasts
• Yoko Ono's tears
Consume before: 12-08-1980
~Anaria
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