It surely must be so
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Soo Wii gave me an idea of writing Summer Crack Oneshot (since I'm master in those XD), featuring our Wattpad friends. So hop on and enjoy the crazy ride! Yes, it's intended to be nonsense, hope you have nothing against your presence here lol.
Once upon a time there was Anaria. Well, actually Anaria and Wii, because where's Anaria, there's also Wii. #nohomotho
Woo! Summer vacations have started! Time to fully live our lives and enjoy those special 2 months! Time for... yes, our main hero was listening to Fink Ployd without her headphones and doing some puzzles. Instead of puzzles she somehow made a hippie van.
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"WOah!" Anaria and got into her fully equipped 10/10 van, a suitcase full of drugs, some classic rock musicians tied up in a trunk, etc. Perf. "I'm gonna show dis to Wii and drive to our Wattpad gals!" she couldn't drive, ofc, so she probably ran some grannies over. Rip.
"WADDUP WANKER!" she scremed, crashing through Wii's wall and killing her cat.
"Oh hello there. Groovy car, did you find it in cornflakes?" The Most Beautiful Creature in This World aka Wii greeted Anaria.
"Close enough, I made it up from puzzles. Now come here, we have no time for explanations. We're going on an ADVENTUUUREE!"
And so her girlfriend got into the Hippie Van with a few pairs of socks, vinyls AND A LOOFAH, and they romantically drove into a sunset, getting married in some old Las Vegas chapel and robbing cities. #BonnieAndClydeStyle
"so..." Wii asked, "where are we goin now?"
"Huh, I have no id-" Ding. "Our Wattpad gals! Right!"
"Yet how! Okay, we need to take like... Jane, Twisti, Twiggs, Annie, Hannah, Geez, Phoebe, Serge, Venn, Anya... how the hell are they gonna fit in here?? Not to mention Mick Jagger in our trunk. Who needs him anyway?"
Our two gay heroes drove near some soccer pitch and, how convinent, Phoebe happened to just be there, so they pulled her inside a van. "Hi. We're taking you on an adventure."
