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66 | The Phenomenon of Jannik and Ulrich

Hello, everyone!

In this chapter I shall examine the strange case that popularity of Jannik and Ulrich on this site is.

We will get to know the answer: why are those guys so popular? ...oh and I'll also talk about them again XD

So here's a few reasons why:

• They're gay which makes shippers on here attracted to them more. (They wouldn't be so popular if they were straight, amirite? XD)

• Their story is very feelsy. Feels are good in ships. We cry and ship through tears.

• I made them easy to relate to somehow?? I can relate to both Jannik and Ulrich in some ways tbh.

• Their story most likely happened in real life for some two unknown people, which is very sad and the same time, ahhh.

• THEY'RE SWEET AND GAY, AGAIN.

• I talk about them all the time which makes you intered somehow. xD

• Homo.

And a few reasons why they're stupid:

• Ulrich shouldn't go to Wehrmacht. Like really. He could've avoided it somehow XD Like,breaking his leg on a purpose... Broken leg can heal and you can die in war!

• Jannik hated himself to the point in which he nearly broke up with Ulrich because he didn't want to be homosexual and hated by the society.

Ulrich: fuck society!!

• Their story is sooo forcingly sad, this Auschwitz was unnecessary xD But I love to make my OCs suffer.

• Jannik would basically fall for any beautiful boy that would happened to like him, it's only luck that it happened to be Ulrich lool
Poor small Jew...

• They make me very feelsy and they don't even exist.

Why do you like them so much?

And... Jannik or Ulrich??

Jannik: Um, I actually wanna say, thank you for your support and attention? ;; *Blushes* it maked us accept ourselves more.

Ulrich: I have no idea what you're talking about. *Wears sunglasses* I'm fab! ...please give me my coffee.

Jannik: *rolls eyes and hugs him*

Ulrich always acts tough, but in fact he has too many emotions inside. Jannik, on the contrary, is always rather calm and quiet. But after war Rich is uncomfortable w loud noises and shooting sounds a bit. Jannik's biggest paranoia is getting hungry, so he carries food everywhere.

They're so harmed, someone hugs them ;__;

They have pretty matching libido tho, which is good 😅👌 But Jannik ain't uke, just sayin...

Their first time was pretty awkward and with Ulrich on top, but Jannik was smiling all day after. It's a funny story and I think I should write a oneshot about it one day. Yes.

And they've had a doggo named Diana!!

;^; Venn come feed your children

Actually... Would you like to hear more about people related to their story? Like Jannik's friends in Auschwitz or that one SSman that saved Ulrich's life? ^^"

That's really detailed story and J & U owe their lives to so many people. Lucky guys.

FOR THE EARTH IS OLD AND GREY
LITTLE DARLING, WE'RE AWAY
BUT MY LOVE THIS CANNOT BE

AAAHH.
feels.

~

I'm gonna write about my stay in the Netherlands next time, because I'm flying tomorrow yaaay

#I'mSoExcited #ILoveFlyingByPlanes

Stay happy, guys, and lol, I'll still be active on Wattpad XD 💜

Bye for now, keep Jannik and Ulrich in your hearts c:

~Anaria

PS. HOLY SHIT THIS BOOK HAS HIT 5K READS, THANK YOU ALL THAT YOU'RE INTERESTED IN MY BORING LIFE UPDATES! ILY! ♥️♥️
Holy hell, am I being popular? XD