It surely must be so
Welcome to my little classic rockish and fandomish world. I'll pack here: tags, rants and drafts, lot of oneshots (not crack tho), art stuff and whatever.
Another waste of bytes on the internet ?
Once upon a time there was Anaria. she was bored piece of trash and made a book for her brainfarts and went to sleep.
A few months later she finally left her room and went to Lidl to buy a bunch of eggplants (AND A LOOFAH) and came back eating bread casually
When suddenly Spanish Inquisition came into her room and threw the computer out of the window, screaming that she has commited crimes against the One and Only, Father, Lord, Light To The Nations, King of Israel, Savior, Roger Waters. Amen.
Her random book contained too little Roger Waters and too little prayers to Him. 2 little reminding she wasgonna participate in the mass - Roger Waters' concert.
What a shame of her, isnt it?
she was burned on a stake for those sinny sins. While dying, the whole life flashedd before her eyes. Sitting beside the computer. Sleeping,, eating, more sitting beside the computer
So she died and went to hell (sadly not Valhalla, but it wasn't place for her) for being gaY AS FUck because this is what happens to every homosexual stfu I hope they'll all burn
Hell was actually very nice place full of rock stars- srsy you think they're all going to heaven? xdd It was an infinite party and swimming in the pontoons through the Oceans of Drugs. Satan brofisted her and every1 had fun.
One day, or maybe I shouldn't call it "day" - there wasn't such a thing as time in the afterlife - when Anaria was slicing bread inside of a banana, George Harrison walked to her
"I know you,," he said
"How the hell?"
"Because this oneshit is so fucked up it needs some Anaria x George Harrison smut."
Wow
"Seems legit," she shrugged.
🌈🌈And then they had sex🌈🌈
In the middle of their very intense actions Anaria stopped to check Wattpad because that's what she was doing all her time. She discovered her random book has hit 1K viewers so she did a backflip out of happiness and resurrected and decided to revive Stalin also and spread communism like a butter on the entire world.
Communism was spread.
Capitalism was destroyed
Proletariat was free
There were no social classes anymore
Союз нерушимый республик свободных
Сплотила навеки Великая Русь.
Да здравствует созданный волей народов
Единый, могучий Советский Союз!
Anaria cried tears of pride. And everyone lived happily ever after. Literally,. because every sad citizen was sent to the Gulag.
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Ave Roger Waters.
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^ Literally what happened. No scam. Really.
Thank you for 1k! I didn't expect anyone to read this crap xD
