Skyrim Dovah One Shots

Sneak Mercer x Y/N

I was searching Pinterest and I saw that... Ok then.

My friend MadAngus (Abi) has motivated me to write it like this. that-fanfic-chic has requested it but Abi had also requested it.

Y/N Pov,

I have been in the guild for a year and half and I am finally going to steal from that house. I've studied the build, seen no one walk in or walk out. "I bet the owners were in a hurry to leave and they left a bunch of valuables in it," I mutter to myself.

Before I sneak in I begin to think of last night with Mercer. A faint blush goes over my face and I pull my dragon priest mask over my face. (It's not like that... They just... Talked... Maybe while kissing and removed clothes because it was getting hot in the room. 😏😉😉😉). I turn the knob to the house but it's locked. I walk around the house and I see a someone watching the house. I reach for my bow to take out the watchdog. He is taken out so I leap over the gate and shoot the trigger to the door on the top balcony.

I open the door ever so carefully. Whispers were heard from all over the house. I take out every single person on who was in sight. Once everyone was taken out, I began to take everything that looked valuable. A statue if Dibella was seen on a shelf on the bottom floor, so I take it from it's resting place and went on with my stealing. A closet was seen with a false back to it when I opened it up and the back was slightly open.

I walk deeper and deeper into the house and the more I went deeper the more valuables I saw. A distant voice is heard getting closer to me so I hurry along and realize I was walking into traps. The traps end and lead to a small room full of notes from a mystery person.

A tap was felt on my shoulder and I say, "Oh shit!! I've been found out." My voice was shaky and higher than normal but was hard to hear. I turn around ever so slowly so I can make sure my face was covered and my armor was covering my wrist tattoo of the guild sign. "What the fuck who are you? Wait... have I seen you before? That mask and that armor is really familiar," a guy says as I realize it was Mercer. "*cough* *cough* Oh ah yes..." I say as I cough into my sleeve. Mercer lifts up my sleeve on my right arm and he sees the guild symbol right there. He removes my mask he sees my E/C full if fear. "Figures, but why are you in my house?" "Oh... Wait this isn't the guild hideout." "Y/N, I know you are lying. Wait is that my statue of Dibella?!" "Oh, this silly thing? I saw it on th- mmmppphh." Mercer strait up kisses me with him biting my lip in the process. I jump up so he can catch me so I can wrap my arms around his neck. The kiss gets deeper and...  (It did not get that far, but it was hot). We break apart and Mercer runs his fingers through my hair one last time. "I forgive you this time, but later you have to be punished."

Oh my gosh!! That may be the closest to smut or lemon I would ever write. Thanks again MadAngus aka Abi.